How To Catch A Hobo: I have a brilliant idea...

[Mister Obvious]

Can I skip freshman year since I already know the hobo signs?

That was pretty fucking 1337, not gonna lie.

Okay. Okay sure.

[somethingelseishere]

I think I saw this on a Roadrunner & Coyote episode like , a buuuncha times.
**whispers** It ends badly..... for the 'yote.

[Dark Dick]

Trix can be the "Hobo Hooker" or "Hoboker".

[Guest]

I was just watching the building site video and thinking you should build a yurt there. Not one of the big commercial yurts that's really just a hipster's idea of an alternative house, but a smaller hand-built one that you can assemble yourself.

[Mister Obvious]

Hell yeah, it's gonna be a yurt, Annie style baby.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean sorta.

It's just a deck with some tarps and mosquito netting.

I haven't gotten around to starting it yet though because I'm still trying to test out regular tents and mosquito tents.

[Mister Obvious]

Essentially...

It's all about finding a way to feel closer to nature whilst still being protected from the pests.

I know pests aren't a huge problem for some people, but for me, I'm pretty allergic and it keeps me from enjoying the outdoors.

[Mister Obvious]

The need for fresh air...

A way to feel the breeze.

A protected way to live outside.

[Guest]

Do you lay in that tent rubbing your nips ,listening to crickets whilst pondering a swinger party with krista?

[Mister Obvious]

Yes, yes, and mostly no.

[Guest]

'mostly no' ...looks like there is room for a finger bang