|
Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene
|
03-19-2019, 09:00 PM
2:54 I BET he’s fuckin’ desperate to go to Mexico, LMFAOLOLOL!!! I’m almost kinda desperate for him to go to Mexico TBH. Strange days indeed?!  4:30 you know I’ve never really noticed before but from some angles Zane kinda looks like Forrest Gump.
05-09-2019, 09:58 PM
Ahhh Lord.
Well I'm glad we all got to enjoy Zane back in the good 'ol days. What a time it was!
05-09-2019, 10:30 PM
Zane seems HARDCORE pussywhipped by this Priss individual... It's almost sort of disturbing. I've been figuring he was just sort of humoring her because it's nice to have a place to live or whatever... But now I'm not so sure. Now I think he really is totally whipped by her. It's almost like he's some kind of victim. Very bizarre.
05-09-2019, 10:32 PM
You'd have to be pretty fucking obsessed with money to just...
Go through stacks and stacks of money studying it and shit, coins too. What the fuck?
05-09-2019, 10:40 PM
you know i just wanna find out if his wife story is legit ...as for miss bench press i think she can lift zane up like he is a toddler and he most likely giggles as she throws him on the bed
05-09-2019, 10:41 PM
05-09-2019, 10:47 PM
In that last stream I posted Zane mentions how in the beginning when Priss took him to her parents' house she'd "kick him under the table" afraid of what he was gonna say...
Like she treated him as if he was a piece of trash or something. Probably did. Probably still does.
05-09-2019, 10:48 PM
It's at around like the 20:00 mark or something, I dunno cuz it's still live.
But wow.
05-09-2019, 11:03 PM
And they KEEP TALKING about stamping the fucking money...
LOL, Priss just droning on in her dull, slowass tone, talking about making an Instagram 'Tag us!' stamp to deface the currency with... Holy fuck. Zane avoided trouble with the law pretty well when he was out hobo'ing around, never even went to jail... Now with Priss's retarded ideas, well who the fuck knows.
05-09-2019, 11:06 PM
05-09-2019, 11:08 PM
You know Zane sure the fuck isn't the one who made that stamp...
And since we've witnessed the birth of her dumbfuck Instagram stamp idea live on cam, now we can only assume all these fucking stupid ideas must really be coming from her rather than from Zane.
05-09-2019, 11:27 PM
He even says "Priss is the brains"...
 That's some truly scary shit y'all.
05-10-2019, 09:48 AM
You know there were some decent looking older chicks out there, with grown children and their own (probably pretty nice) houses who would have LOVED to take Zane in. All he probably would have had to do was drink a lil bit and stick his dick in ‘em once a week or so, and they would have motherly nurtured his hobo spirit instead of killed it entirely.
And those chicks were probably even in the state of Cali too. Yet he chose to be with this bodybuilder bitch who’s just fucking destroyed his hobo essence and made it a thing of shame in his life. I’d rather fuck an older chick.
05-10-2019, 10:36 AM
I used to feel low key bad for Priss because I thought she was just retarded (an easy assumption based on how she talks), but now I think she’s an abusive bitch... maybe even calculating, in her own dense kinda way. A total joke compared to Zane’s calculations.
As far as their ‘van life’ plans... Priss has put down all the money, bought the van, will be paying for the renovations, will be paying for everything... She’ll also have to drive it cuz as we know, Zane can’t fucking drive. Maybe he wants to get to Alaska and then dump her there. He seems to do that with chicks in his past. I don’t think they’ll make it there, but who knows... too far off to tell since the renovations to the van alone would probably take months. But the long and the short of it is she really does intend to quit her job... he was successful with that. Will she make a good traveling hobo buddy? Maybe if you get her real high... otherwise I sure wouldn’t wanna have to stare at her bitchface all day. Is it resting bitchface, or is she simply a bitch? I’m guessing the latter. I liked things better when I thought she was just a slightly retarded chick getting played by a hotass hobo. Now that it would appear she’s also some type of laughably calculating bully, it just instills a sense of preemptive disappointment in their upcoming journey... she could never be entertaining, there wasn’t a prayer of it before, and there’s not a prayer of it now. Carrying her dead weight, Zane will be far less entertaining than he was in the past as well.
05-10-2019, 01:11 PM
Gee willagers you really are a nasty lady. Have you had a chance to freshen up your twat today ? Whats it smell like right now annie ?
05-10-2019, 01:13 PM
LOL, wouldn’t you like to know!
I don’t mind if you hate on me, that is somewhat believable... But there’s no way you can pretend to actually like Zane’s life lately, the best actor in the world couldn’t do that. (05-10-2019, 01:13 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: LOL, wouldn’t you like to know! I like Zanes life lately MO, I was hoping he would go that way, otherwise his kids would never see him again. Sometimes takes someone, like you MO, to save a soul, you saved mine and I won't ever forget. You even taught me how to spell lol Lets eat smoked salmon and creeme cheese? |
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
