05-07-2019, 04:27 PM
"I love velcro."
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Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
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05-12-2019, 11:09 AM
“He seems like... really fucking serious about that tennis, dude.”
05-15-2019, 09:40 PM
I always thought women in jumpsuits were irresistible, good time girls
05-15-2019, 09:56 PM
Women with bowl cuts need to removed from population and placed in care facilities until they learn proper grooming . Most likely the bowl cut is meant to agitate society ...its anti social bordering on psychotic
05-24-2019, 04:38 PM
I think mo should try making her hair jet black for 3 months . I feel so drawn to dark haired bitches these days.
05-24-2019, 05:50 PM
Of all the fucked up shit I'd gladly do to my hair, that's pretty low on the list man...
http://images.sectual.com/upload/2019/05...43138f.jpg I was going for the dark look back in those days and found out my hair doesn't really take to dye so it came out brown and then after a few washes it was back to normal.
05-24-2019, 08:11 PM
Gosh i bet that debra joy gives amazing hand jobs , with deluxe hand moisturizers and soft southern accent
05-27-2019, 05:43 PM
Why cant there be more sexy homeless women
05-28-2019, 01:26 AM
“Why does it smell like chicken wings in here? I mean don’t get me wrong, I dig it but it’s just... confusing.”
05-29-2019, 04:02 PM
"OMG, I can't WAIT to try out this new can opener!!!"
(Also known as "Signs You're Hitting On 30!")
05-29-2019, 06:26 PM
Really really excited about your new can opener darling! I still remember the day when i bought a new one 2 years agi, its black sleek and elegant and cuts with amazing effectiveness. This reminded me of slapchop for some reason
https://youtu.be/rUbWjIKxrrs
05-29-2019, 07:04 PM
I used it for the first time at dinner tonight.
I was mesmerized by the magnetic part that holds the lid after opening. Wow.
05-31-2019, 07:58 PM
Would love to shove my dingdong in yer piehole, sugartits
06-03-2019, 12:49 AM
“There’s nothin’ wrong with me being right.”
06-04-2019, 06:42 PM
Rihanna sang ' under my umbrella' and i am now wondering if umbrella is a slang for skirt. I love the smell of a nice skirt
06-05-2019, 06:09 PM
"Awe, sweetie... she would eat your lil soul right up."
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