Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

powerlifting pochahontas

Fucking loooooooool.

[Guest]

What is Priss’ preoccupation with the van being quiet? Sleeping in a van sucks, sweetie. That’s why mostly dirtbags do it.

[Mister Obvious]

What makes you think it's Priss who wants it soundproofed?

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe Zane is really loud during sex and she's embarrassed.

[Mister Obvious]

Unless you're gonna have cameras on it and shit, soundproofing it isn't the greatest idea ever...

You wanna know whenever there's suspicious movement and sounds around the van.

But if they're gonna be sleeping in wanktastic shithole Cali coast cities then, LOL, yeah I guess soundproof it.

And be armed.

[Mister Obvious]

If he really does stop to do lineman work, what the fuck is Priss gonna do all day??

I can't think of anything more style cramping and stifling than traveling with another person.

[Mister Obvious]

She'll probably just find the nearest gym and be there from sun up to sun down so she can stay buff and keep Zane in line. Harder than ever before probably. He'll be doing all kinds of shit she's gonna fucking hate.

[Mister Obvious]

He'll probably have an attitude about it too.

[Mister Obvious]

She'll probably just find the nearest gym and be there from sun up to sun down

She would probably love that, because it sounds like the most boring and depressing thing ever...

Besides hospitals and funerals.

[Mister Obvious]

TBH funerals for super duper old people can be pretty fun. But funerals for everybody else suck.

[Mister Obvious]

All the old lady food...

Like finger sammiches and casseroles and weird shit like Coca Cola cakes.

[Fungalicious]

Even I could tell the vents were fucked up.

But he did it real quick like, cos hes goin up northern cali for some linesman work before they go.
I know Zane could have done it better, maybe if he get some cash from fishing in Alaska he might buy a camper van.
I think this is just to get there, regardless will be epic van adventures with Zane, the dude has done things no one will ever do in their lives he is a master of life.
And his beef stew I wanna know what herbs n spices he put in it I asked him he will prolly reply sometime that stew gives me a rock hard stiffy!!

[Guest]

Much better attire here in this video, it's a more form fitting shirt, the sunglasses are pretty sexy, it's Zane alone which is great. So far so good.

0:42 a much more acceptible shoe selection as well. Real shoes, not those gayass flip flops.

3:12 the floor looks good.

Okay.

lol

at the end of that video the look on that girls face - PRICELESS

lmfao

that bitch won't last more than a week or two in that piece of shit van

you can already see she's like, wtf am I doing, why have I wasted all my money on this shit..

hahahahaha

poor girl

I feel bad for her..

By the time Zane is done with her she'll be broke, homeless, jobless, and begging her dad for a flight home from Alaska...

[Mister Obvious]

at the end of that video the look on that girls face - PRICELESS

lmfao

that bitch won't last more than a week or two in that piece of shit van

you can already see she's like, wtf am I doing, why have I wasted all my money on this shit..

Nah, the video ends with her making a statement that Zane already made like 7 times in the vid... the bed will fold into a couch. It was shock/awe that she actually repeated that point as if it had never been said before, and the video ended on that awkward note.

To the contrary, I felt like Priss was pleased with the van... you could tell she was impressed that she was actually sitting on the newly laid floor, she liked it. She WANTS to do this... she just has no concept of what it actually is.

Zane is about to take her out onto his turf...

The dynamics will change. As for the rest of your statements, time will tell. If Priss needs a flight back, her dad isn't the only one who'd pay for it as soon as she asked. She's got real life friends...

But who knows for how long if Zane is going to alienate her from them by making her quit her job and "be homeless with him".

[Mister Obvious]

at the end of that video the look on that girls face - PRICELESS

you can already see she's like, wtf am I doing, why have I wasted all my money on this shit..

You must be talking about 8:18 and that totally awkward interaction...

Nah that's just Priss. That's just how she acts, responds (or lack thereof), looks, etc.

That's just her...

Personality.

I dunno if she's thinking about something and she's just not talking, or what the hell her deal is.

She's a Taurus so I'm not even gonna bother to try and understand.

You can tell she's about a million miles away because her next statement as I said is literally what Zane had been saying all along which is that the bed can be folded into a couch.

If anything she's thinking about how small a space it is. Remember she wanted a damn SCHOOL BUS with a BATH TUB. And I used to make fun of her for wanting a bath tub but then I got into taking baths myself, so LMAO, fuck me!

But yeah she could be in the danger zone as it pertains to disillusionment in general in her relationship with Zane. I'm not saying she isn't. She's not WORRIED about it at this juncture though.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

Hot grueling damn, that post!

[Mister Obvious]

His and hers coffee cans!?!



Agh, I can't stand dogs. I mean, I love them but... can't stand 'em.

Minus the dogs and the Alaska part, it sounds great.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

Gotta admit that sounds pretty damn fucking nasty.

This is what I do...

I just wholly embrace the funk, and honestly, living that way is so fun it's hard to get me to stop doing it. I bathe every day now begrudgingly...

But you don't have to ask me twice, I'll play that dirty hippie role anytime...

I think it's my favorite.

As for traveling with someone else and sharing the funk, um no.

Abso-fucking-lutely doomed.

She looked pretty eager to choke on his wiener in the beginning, but no, there was never any actual chemistry.

Definitely confused by it at the least... doesn't add up or make sense.

He's either brain damaged, or he's acting. But he certainly doesn't love her.

If he does... well then damn forget everything I EVERRR said because I've clearly been wrong the ENTIRE time.

If he expects it to sell, something's gonna have to change.

That was the magic, and he still has that... you can tell when he's alone.

None of his channels have crashed and burned, so I am not sure what you are referencing here. Their channels together are absolutely the most boring shit ever, but it's just started so I don't really think we'll be able to call a crash/burn until they actually stop, or until it's well in the future.

Yeah it's really not that... in fact, that is leagues beyond offensive and absolutely fucking stupid. Hey, come to think of it, maybe that's a line from Priss he's just regurgitating. THAT would make sense.