Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Guest]

priss is not fighting her subservient role and that bodes well for the travels ahead

[Mister Obvious]

I know I said I wasn't gonna commentate on Zane anymore but...

LOL, come on.

[Mister Obvious]

Hey listen, I'll try to be less of a total asshole with my commentary.

I think that's fair.

[Mister Obvious]

That's all I can promise.

[Mister Obvious]

If the plastidip starts peeling along the edges, just make Zane jerk off and plaster it down with his jizz.

Live on Chaturbate.

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAO, sigh.

These two.

Putting the totes on the top though...

Fuck that.

[Guest]

dude ,all could think about was them takin emergency dumps in that orange bucket

[Mister Obvious]

LOL right?!?!?!?!?

It's gone from a "composting toilet" to an emergency shitter, LOL!!!!!!!!

I'm tellin' ya... his/hers coffee cans would have taken up a lot less space.

[Mister Obvious]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Mister Obvious]

Look...

It's actually a development I don't entirely disapprove of...

I've always said it, who needs a bathroom??

Who needs running water??

I mean ya really don't need it.

So I don't frown upon these developments, but...

My qualm is the issue of getting rid of the shit.

I just don't trust them to do it properly.

It'll probably be like Zane's wife said...

They'll be throwing away trashbags full of cat litter and people turds.

Which is just straight up nasty.

And you gotta get rid of those 'emergency' shits fast too because a fucking bucket is going to do NOTHING to contain the smell.

I mean...

These are some of the most important aspects of the vehicular nomad lifestyle, you can't just gloss over them and not have a plan.

[user268]

Zane is a former shell of himself. Always cautious of what he says and looks at Priss for her approval or sustain.

It's hard to believe, they actaully think their "Van life" channel is going to be successful! As we all know, nothing Zane has tried to accomplish, has been successful. A bunch a scatter brained ideas, with limited planning and resources.

[Mister Obvious]

There’s entertainment value in the stupid ideas though...

Priss put an end to the Mexico nonsense and for that she does deserve an award.

Zane’s worst fails are losing his channels...

And each one that he’s working on now is no exception.

Because he’s taken his name/brand out of them and made them joint channels, they’ll be lost too and he’ll have to start again once the Priss thing is over.

He looks at Priss like he just hatched from an egg and she’s the first thing he saw, so now she’s fucking mommy or something.

[Mister Obvious]

Continually losing his channels is a huge hamper to success... each time it happens hinders him and puts him back at the beginning.

What he’s doing now is on purpose though. Losing his other channels was always sort of accidental.

Does he have a plan or is he just broken and pussywhipped now?

I’d say there’s a 50/50 chance of one or the other.

[Guest]

Priss looks like an orangutan that just saw a magic trick when she laughs.

[Mister Obvious]

I was thinking the only time she is attractive at all is when she laughs or smiles.

Other than that, she's always wearing bitchface and looks unapproachable.

People need to smile and laugh, it automatically makes you more attractive.

[Mister Obvious]

In general though it seems like people feel some type of way about Priss and Zane and their life together.

[Mister Obvious]

Noob eyes looking in, them being together isn't gonna make any sense.

It just doesn't seem right.

They look totally mismatched.

Maybe at first opposites attracted, but I'd think over time they'd basically just hate each other.

That and the whole communication aspect...

I mean, Scorpio men LOVE being with women who are basically dumb as a box of shit but have some kind of physical qualities they like.

So for Zane it wouldn't be a problem, I'm sure he'd happily sacrifice good conversation and engaging mental activity in general for a female he thought looked good.

I can't relate to that willingness on any level (whatsoever) but if he can live with it, then... okay.

[Mister Obvious]

Painting the seatbelts, LOL how about no.

I hope this van at least has low mileage (for an old used vehicle, that's like under 150K) because this is a lot of work on some shit you're probably gonna end up selling in a spur of the moment decision.

[Guest]

its like they wanna make it all their own and that's cool ... but you still have a beat up old engine and heavy ass frame driving around north america probably paying double in fuel and repairs that you would if you had just bought a newer camper van , plus you have better amenities

but i guess they are falling in love caulking and painting ... i wonder if priss's parents want zane to gtfo, like does he wander in the house and invade their space or is he sort of quarantined in the garage area ?

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah all the weight on it is a great point, it'll guzzle the gas. Hopefully the engine/transmission will be fine... depends on the mileage mostly.

No one needs a camper van. You only need a soccer mom van. There is no need for amenities.

That's Priss's rented house though, they just brought everybody's equipment over.