MoonPie is the best snack ever invented, it's fucking delicious and you need it

[Mister Obvious]

You need it in your facehole.

You need to let it happen.

Just let it happen.

[Mister Obvious]

You want it bad and it's okay to admit that.

[Mister Obvious]

You have MoonPies?? Great job, nice work. I'm so proud of you. I think we should be friends.

[Mister Obvious]

You put it in your facehole? Good, that's good. Keep doing that.

[Mister Obvious]

What? You had some milk with it? Niiice... yeah, that's the best. I actually had some goat milk with a MoonPie the other day... bet you've never had that. You want it? I don't blame you, goat milk is delicious.

[Guest]

Now I want to watch you shove Moon Pies into your facehole.