Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Their videos flow really well on 1.5 speed.

Just think...

This van is where Priss and Zane will conceive their first child together!!!

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

huff aerosol and caulking from a paper bag or just renovate your rapervan , i think hobo and ms. hobo in training are off to a great start . priss now has a taste of the good stuff that was zanes way of getting her hooked

[Mister Obvious]

Priss and Zane's children are gonna look all weird and shit...

The two of them don't go together on any level, especially not genetically.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean no offense or anything.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

LOL.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

If Zane does knock Priss up, it shouldn't be the last person he ever knocks up.

We just don't want things to end on that note.

A man like Zane was meant to spread his seed around.

If he's gonna waste it once or twice, fine, but he better make up for it later.

[Mister Obvious]

Why the fuck are they painting something that was already white... WHITE???

Am I fucking MISSING SOMETHING HERE.

Are they purposely just trying to fucking waste time??

0:25 so the logic is that it being black will heat the water??

Am I understanding that correctly??

IN FUCKING ALASKA??

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

It's fucking entertaining, let's be honest...

Let's go ahead and be fucking honest, IN ITS OWN WAY...

1:10 uhhh, that paint color is fucking ugly as shit, you should have left it the fuck alone.

"Let's make it uglier!" Priss and Zane's apparent motto.

1:30 it's really not okay Zane. But you know that. You know it's fucking ugly.

But that's just like apparently what you guys fucking aim for so you know good.

Painting the shit was leagues beyond pointless in the first place.

Are we sure they're NOT getting high because... LMAO.

3:15 "it's in the white/gray section"... yeah the section you STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM unless you want shit to be dismally ugly. LEWWWWL.

4:27 LOL Sol was like "I'ma do y'all a solid and spare you from seeing this cringe PDA. You're welcome. #NobodyCares."

5:20 dude there's gonna be SO MUCH SHIT on top of this van...

Like...

I'm sorry but I just don't see it working.

Watching on 1.75 speed now.

11:00 bumping it up to 2 speed now.

150K miles on it... aha. Well. At least it's no more than that...

Getting all that stuff rebuilt on it and then selling it though, sounds a lil suspect.

But I guess they'll find out whether it's on the up 'n up or not here soon enough.

[Mister Obvious]

Are they not gonna paint the outside of the van too??

5:26 those pretty, warm toned brown stripes don't go with the sterile gray/white on the inside...

S'matter, y'all? Not confident enough to paint the outside?

I say hey you know what, go for some blue camo on it...

Just get 10 or 20 cans of varying shades of blue and do it up real nice and Easy PZ style...

https://www.dip123.com/assets/images/BLUE-CAMO.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d-RXoJ-rLVo/hqdefault.jpg

That would be perfectly ugly, you guys should love it.

Bwahahahahaha okay okay, I'm done trolling. I'm done. Relax.

[Mister Obvious]

You wanna talk about some shit out of left field!?

Zane's wife actually got the attention of the hottest and most woke dude tarot reader ever and asked him a question about ZANE!!!

So let's see what Jesse says about the situation...



1:15:48 this is about to get fuckin' deep...

I can already tell he knows she is an invading force who found his vortex through questionable means (AKA through my YouTuber threads, LMFAO!) but he's getting more popular so he's gonna have to deal with weirdos inevitably someday.

It's good practice for him. Let's see what he says.

1:16:06 see Jesse is a Kiwi, and the Aussies and Kiwis are pretty hardcore when it comes down to it, they will say some shit and they really just don't care what you think. I like Jesse because he levels.

1:16:18 he's right about the Virgo quality of coldness, I resonate with that. He's smelling a rat though, I can tell by his demeanor... this is all spiritual. I am very interested to see what he sees.

1:16:30 this guy is fucking right, OMG!!!

1:16:44 oh wow, Jesse starts discussing what he's learned about cancer essentially being a "trapped emotion of anger" and damn dude... it makes sense. It definitely makes sense. Reminds me of Teal Swan's video about how to cure cancer and she essentially said that it's all energy relating to different emotional issues:

http://www.sectual.com/thread-3036-post-...l#pid81398

1:17:20 I feel like he's so right.

I fucking love this guy.

He's so honest and so gorgeous OMG.

God he's so fucking brilliant.

I don't think we're worthy.

We're not worthy of Jesse.

He's so amazing.

He's too amazing for us.

I'm sooo in love with this tarot guy.

1:21:30 interesting.

1:22:15 he's looking deep in this shit...

And he's 100% correct isn't he?

1:23:03 he's legit for sure.

1:23:46 tell me he's not legit, he's totally legit.

1:25:10 yup... Zane showed us who he really is with his entire hobo adventure.

But it's hard if not impossible to be that true version of yourself all the time.

You just can't do it, you'd be too pure of an expression and cease to exist on this plane.

[Mister Obvious]

I've concluded that Zane is a reptilian.

I can't believe I didn't figure this out sooner.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

ERMERGERD.

He called YOU a reptilian?!?!?!?!?!?!?

THEN HE MUST REALLY BE A REPTILIAN!!!

He's PROJECTING!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_humanoid

OMG!!!

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

The way he withstands extreme heat.

The way his pupils are some weird shape you can't really even look at 'em straight and figure out what the fuck is going on...

It's BECAUSE HE'S LITERALLY A REPTILIAN PROJECTING THE HUMAN FORM, OMFG THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T LOOK RIGHT AT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

Pretty sure his eyes looked like that because he was smoking crank.

[Guest]

Oh for fucks sake....

He's a BUM and a CON MAN, plain and simple.

You dumb bitches..

lol

[Mister Obvious]

Pretty sure his eyes looked like that because he was smoking crank.

Listen, with all due respect Guest...

You never stared deep into the hobo’s eyes like we have.

[Mister Obvious]

Or tried to cuz like I said the reptilian projection makes it so that you can’t look right at it no matter how hard you try. Like the same way you can’t see a black hole, you can only see what’s around it.

[Mister Obvious]

He's a BUM and a CON MAN, plain and simple.

Yeah, a REPTILIAN ONE!!!