Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Priss and Zane are one of those dreadful couples that you just totally hate, for too many reasons to summarize.

[Mister Obvious]

Legal:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BywIAkLD3WU/

Illegal:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BywKM5mDKxm/

[Mister Obvious]

Why's Zane's picture in that shitty black and white filter??

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BywLYfmDioA/

So much more likable than Priss and Zane... and I don't even like dogs.

[Joe Cool]

I figured they were doing the Instagram thing. You are so right about priss totally fucking up this whole grotesque vanlife adventure. Atleast zane will probably produce a decent looking bi-racial baby to leave behind. They really need to kick up the video production, this train wreck is youtube gold!

[Mister Obvious]

For real... get this shit on YouTube. Instagram is total shit. They won't get subs from there and they won't get any type of useful following that could translate to anything profitable for them. Total waste of time. It's an effortless wholly undedicated way to post updates, takes time and energy away from what they COULD be doing... posting on YouTube.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

What is this, 5th grade??

Shouldn't harp on peoples' looks.

I bet you all look like shit.

Get over it...

There's way more valid things to trash about Priss than what she looks like...

She has the worst personality of anyone I've ever seen on a screen or in real life.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

Oh girl that's deep.

[Mister Obvious]

Y'all ain't gotta go gettin' all deep.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

I mean if you didn't have ANY IDEA who Zane was...

And you were just some noob looking at their IG page...

It's terrible. LOL. It's not the kinda shit that gets "IG popular"...

It can't be. Ever. With them? Not a chance.

And the thing is, the only people who are there are there for Zane.

NO ONE is there for Priss (at all) and no one will ever see Priss and stick around because of her.

Their only meal ticket on any level is Zane, and he's shining at about 3% of his former brightness.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

It's terrible. LOL. It's not the kinda shit that gets "IG popular"...

It can't be. Ever. With them? Not a chance.

And who wants that fakeass IG popularity anyway??

First of all these two could never have it...

But why would they ever EVERRR want it??

It's gotta be Priss who does the IG thing, which would make sense because it's so boring and pointless.

She's at the helm of the IG. Makes sense now.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

1. Look totally mismatched; when good couples are together, they make each other look BETTER. Zane and Priss, no cigar.

2. Absolutely some of the most boring people (together) I have ever seen in my life. I've seen church families with more spice than these motherfuckers.

3. Terrible taste in basically everything.

4. They have dogs, which just makes them totally annoying by default.

5. They force public displays of affection on everyone for reasons that have absolute zero to do with actually liking each other.

6. They suck to listen to when they're talking to each other (about anything). It's grating.

7. They're trying to go to Alaska.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

7. They're trying to go to Alaska.

Maybe the worst.

Not AS bad as Mexico on principle, but...

Still just absolutely the most uninteresting thing you could come up with if you tried.