Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Not that I'M not desperate... I'm just saying.

This is Priss's story, not mine!!!

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

But your one true love assures you, nah, he's not "REALLY" homeless!!!

So you bring him home...

Maybe make him shower a couple more times (he already shaved and hit the high spots at the hotel Kathi bought for him)...

Then you bring out the big guns, those weird massaging things that look like power drills...

You finish off with a happy ending, then a few hours later you probably choke hard on the dick...

I wonder if Priss swallows?? That's where the danger comes in!!!

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

I mean...

Sigh, you know, it IS exciting to get involved with a dangerous dude.

But life is the most deadly STD in existence...

And we all got here because somebody sprayed a load off in a lusty ladylair.

[Mister Obvious]

[user213]

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[Guest]

To me, Priss gives off a real strong “I wanna stick my finger in your butt” kinda vibe.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is into that!

OMG, match made in heaven though!

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

People who punish themselves are so annoying!!!

Just proudly own your evilness and embrace yourself!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Well that's just it...

He was drinking a massive amount of alcohol, and we know that he has deadly cirrhosis of the liver.

He absolutely would have died if he'd continued on in that lifestyle.

I'm glad he's not doing all that BS anymore, it's GOOD that Priss took him in...

Listen, nobody here REALLY wants Zane to be homeless.

But...

We just wish Priss had been somebody else, somebody more entertaining, somebody willing to share their lives publicly.

The internet isn't the problem, but Priss sincerely thinks it is and she DOESN'T like what he built here.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm sure hoboing around the way he did with all the drugs and alcohol takes years off your life...

And especially if you CONTINUE in the lifestyle, it'll end you up dead.

But even if you stop, I mean, Zane is case in point...

You still have severe damage to your body.

It's not the homeless thingy that is so bad, gypsies have been doing that kinda shit forever...

It's the alcoholism and the newfangled drugs that are taking people out in droves.

Absolutely.

[Mister Obvious]

People just can't be fun and enjoy life sober.

I'd like to see a sober Zane Greene.

Someone who CAN make the most of life without any crutches.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd like to see a sober Zane Greene.

Somebody ELSE like him, not him.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

I don't know where you get your info from, but Priss had Zane workin' like a slave in day labor!!!

LOL!!!

She's cracked that whip and made him do all kinds of work, odd jobs sure but... she's had him working.

[user213]

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[Guest]

Meanwhile, he was telling everyone he was sending you lots of money.  Was he?

[user213]

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