Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

*shivers*

[Mister Obvious]

For reals though, it's so lame that they won't just come clean about the issues.

It totally changes their plans... like 500,000,000%.

The hell are they gonna tell the audience besides the truth?? There's no story that will make sense.

Oh we just suddenly decided not to go to Alaska?? LMFAO! Really?

[Guest]

I wonder how pochahontas' tribe feels about zanes criminality. I hear her brothers are roofers so they most likely all have records and cant travel far either

[Mister Obvious]

Priss's family is milk toast, total vanilla. I doubt any of them have a record.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe it’s Priss who won’t allow the truth to be shared...

Maybe if it were up to Zane, he WOULD share that he didn’t make it through the border.

How long will our Zane remain trapped in this...

Prisson?

[Mister Obvious]

I bet it’s just another thing that Zane gets pinched and punched over if he dare open his mouth about it...

Dismal.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

Hell no she shouldn't do it... and guarantee she wouldn't. It's either the ferry or nothing. Unless they wanna dick around in Washington indefinitely... doing WHAT exactly??

So odds are they are hanging out in Washington waiting for their date to set sail on the ferry!!!

That's GOTTA be what they're doing. Why else would they hang out in Washington?? There isn't FUCK ALL in Washington.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

Man this whole thing about not being able to cross the border must have been a huge monkey wrench in their entire romance.

I'm sure it was quite the 'full scale come apart' as Zane would say.

I never figured they would make it to Alaska... so far they haven't.

These are the times that try men's souls, aren't they??

If their relationship can survive this "little setback" then if they do make it to Alaska, my guess is it will get grittier than ever from there...

I wouldn't be surprised if Priss starts smoking satan's salad, or snorting the devil's dandruff, or even becomes an alcoholic and they eventually end up... home free together.

If they never make it to Alaska, I give their relationship a 30% chance of lasting.

If they never get to Alaska, then my guess would be Priss will just go home.

Zane will either end up in Alaska alone, or he'll end up back in Mexico.

Things are leaning more toward alternative means of getting to Alaska for him though.

[Mister Obvious]

He'll probably just ditch Priss and go to Alaska alone if he can get a plane ticket.

I mean, the two of them living in a van together, their relationship as... well, as it normally is anyway, it just won't survive that kind of tribulation.

Something will have to change.

[Mister Obvious]

Their plans have totally stalled and they've been living in a van together in this inhibited position for what like 2 weeks?

That's like a month and a week in road life time. Push is gonna come to shove sooner or later.

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[Mister Obvious]

That sounds hot, honestly.

I'd rather be with some frisky older chicks than the position he's been in with Priss.

They'd at least be down with having some fun.

You know they wouldn't mind him filming either ;)

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

Women are filthy savage beasts.

But really, that's just the effect Zane has on women...

They want it and they want it BAD!

I can absolutely understand.

There's just something about Zane...

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