I WANNA BE THERE IN MY SETTEE

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

OHHHHH WHHUUUHHH OOOOHHHH OOOOO OHHHHHH

[Guest]

the sweat from my armpits actually turns women on

, throw in a little friction and its guaranteed orgasms

[Guest]

I wanted to be Steve Perry when I was young. How about you?

[Mister Obvious]

I never wanted to be Steve Perry, but he’s very iconic. One of the greatest singers of all time, most recognizable... and Neal Schon’s guitar style is also very recognizable. Journey was a great band.

[Mister Obvious]

OOOO I WANNA BE THEYYYY EEEEE AAAAIIIIRRRR WITH MY KITTY

OHHHHHHH OOOOO OHHHHH OH UH OOOOHHHHH

[Mister Obvious]

You know, normally I’d dislike so many of a song’s lyrics being “oh” and “whoa” and variations thereof but... with Steve Perry/Journey, you know what, it’s fine. It’s totally fine. Somehow it seems really meaningful.

[Mister Obvious]

In my experience of the 90s, this song was all over the radio...

I dunno WTF station we were listening to.

But I never knew the words.

I thought he was saying “I’M TELLING YOU, THERE’S NOTHING WRONG!!!!!!!!”

But apparently he’s saying something about open arms? No idea.

[Mister Obvious]

I notoriously gloriously mishear lyrics.

[Mister Obvious]

BY THE BAAAYYY EEEE AAAAYYYYEEEE OOOOOH OOOOO OHHHH OH OOOO OHHHH