If you're going to San Francisco...

[Mister Obvious]

Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair...

[Mister Obvious]

I keep thinking I'm here with someone...

But I'm not.

Very bizarre.

[Mister Obvious]

There's an insanely hot dude working the counter at the gate where my next flight leaves. He's WAY hotter than that Sky Captain guy.

He's working the job with a semi nerdy looking asian-ish dude.

They like their jobs, they really care. Both of them are hot.

OMG I wonder what his sign is.

[Mister Obvious]

OMG I just watched him make an announcement he has an accent. WTF? Sounds legit Spanish. I was surprised. I think that was a Spanish accent. No idea.

[Mister Obvious]

Mmmm God, I'm so turnt right now.

[Mister Obvious]

Soooooooo TURNT.

[Mister Obvious]

I just made up a reason to go talk to him...



Well it was part made up and part totally genuine question.