10-25-2019, 12:03 AM
The Waltons - Season 1, Episode 1 - "The Foundling"
Agh... my God. Am I legitimately about to attempt to watch an episode of The Waltons?? I am not gonna be able to watch this. I can already tell. Plus it's fifty fucking minutes long.
I'm just gonna check it out though. Just gonna give some of my first impressions.
0:17 well right off the bat I can say the theme song annoys me. And that's a pretty damn big house.
0:22 OMFG and IMMEDIATELY it's right up in John-Boy's window. He looks pretty hot. Super young though.
0:30 homeboy looks a little bit spaced out.
0:48 what in the actual fuck is this?? Are these just the opening credits and they do this every time?? Surely to God not??
Oh man, I don't think I can do this.
1:03 yeah I just... I don't think I can do this.
1:29 yeeeeeeah, I don't think I can do this.
1:55 "my redheaded brothers and sisters" roflmfaolol.
1:59 "at the foot of a mountain which had been in our family for generations"... an ENTIRE FUCKING MOUNTAIN???
2:20 OMG look, it's a chick hobo!!!?!
2:50 what the fuck, she's just gonna leave it in perfect mauling distance of the dog?!?!?!? There was a porch and another door right the fuck to the left, what the hell lady?!?!? Was there crack rock back then!?
3:34 did she just call me a cow!???
3:55 WRITING FUCKING POETRY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What is he, a fucking Pisces?!?!?!?!?
4:20 yeah Richard's still super fuckable as John-Boy but... I just prefer him with some years on him. He's 21 here.
I'm still catchin' psycho vibes off him though, even though this role is supposed to be milk toast.
I can tell this show is very wholesome, I appreciate that. Team Little House all the way but. I DO appreciate that.
5:35 they've got that chick wearing a ton of makeup. Some of these Walton siblings look stressed the fuck out!
6:00 "Where DID you find me?" Awe, now that was just plain CUTE. And his response?? Agh, my God. I can't do this.
6:20 well shit, they might as well keep her, she looks just like the rest of 'em.
6:30 hell no she ain't had no damn breakfast, her mom's a fuckin' hobo!!! Got a 1930s crack rock addiction too apparently?!
9:00 mama Walton fine as hell though, that's for sure.
11:35 God would you look how fuckinggggggg gorgeous this Richard guy is... https://imgur.com/a/JZ2osb2
11:40 yeeeeeah you know what, I can totally see why somebody envisioned Richard for those psycho roles... there's just something about him that your typical normie probably wouldn't note, but trained experts definitely would.
He's a good actor though. I'm not digging the accents they're all putting on though. It'd suck to have to play a character with an accent like that for so long.
11:54 "You mentioned some kinda wine in the poem!" ROFLROFL, this is a pretty funny scene.
12:06 there's no way in hell this chick would be the object of John-Boy's affections and not actually reciprocate. It's not believable at all. She'd be fucking WILD over him.
16:32 well that lil ho is just jealous!
16:57 LOL this bitch is duuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb.
17:20 they're sooooo... barefoot.
I mean it's a good show but... mostly only if you skip around and just watch the parts with John-Boy.
Agh... my God. Am I legitimately about to attempt to watch an episode of The Waltons?? I am not gonna be able to watch this. I can already tell. Plus it's fifty fucking minutes long.
I'm just gonna check it out though. Just gonna give some of my first impressions.
0:17 well right off the bat I can say the theme song annoys me. And that's a pretty damn big house.
0:22 OMFG and IMMEDIATELY it's right up in John-Boy's window. He looks pretty hot. Super young though.
0:30 homeboy looks a little bit spaced out.
0:48 what in the actual fuck is this?? Are these just the opening credits and they do this every time?? Surely to God not??
Oh man, I don't think I can do this.
1:03 yeah I just... I don't think I can do this.
1:29 yeeeeeeah, I don't think I can do this.
1:55 "my redheaded brothers and sisters" roflmfaolol.
1:59 "at the foot of a mountain which had been in our family for generations"... an ENTIRE FUCKING MOUNTAIN???
2:20 OMG look, it's a chick hobo!!!?!
2:50 what the fuck, she's just gonna leave it in perfect mauling distance of the dog?!?!?!? There was a porch and another door right the fuck to the left, what the hell lady?!?!? Was there crack rock back then!?
3:34 did she just call me a cow!???
3:55 WRITING FUCKING POETRY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What is he, a fucking Pisces?!?!?!?!?
4:20 yeah Richard's still super fuckable as John-Boy but... I just prefer him with some years on him. He's 21 here.
I'm still catchin' psycho vibes off him though, even though this role is supposed to be milk toast.
I can tell this show is very wholesome, I appreciate that. Team Little House all the way but. I DO appreciate that.
5:35 they've got that chick wearing a ton of makeup. Some of these Walton siblings look stressed the fuck out!
6:00 "Where DID you find me?" Awe, now that was just plain CUTE. And his response?? Agh, my God. I can't do this.
6:20 well shit, they might as well keep her, she looks just like the rest of 'em.
6:30 hell no she ain't had no damn breakfast, her mom's a fuckin' hobo!!! Got a 1930s crack rock addiction too apparently?!
9:00 mama Walton fine as hell though, that's for sure.
11:35 God would you look how fuckinggggggg gorgeous this Richard guy is... https://imgur.com/a/JZ2osb2
11:40 yeeeeeah you know what, I can totally see why somebody envisioned Richard for those psycho roles... there's just something about him that your typical normie probably wouldn't note, but trained experts definitely would.
He's a good actor though. I'm not digging the accents they're all putting on though. It'd suck to have to play a character with an accent like that for so long.
11:54 "You mentioned some kinda wine in the poem!" ROFLROFL, this is a pretty funny scene.
12:06 there's no way in hell this chick would be the object of John-Boy's affections and not actually reciprocate. It's not believable at all. She'd be fucking WILD over him.
16:32 well that lil ho is just jealous!
16:57 LOL this bitch is duuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb.
17:20 they're sooooo... barefoot.
I mean it's a good show but... mostly only if you skip around and just watch the parts with John-Boy.
