10-26-2019, 02:52 AM
Season 1 - Episode 5 - "Jersey Devil"
This one sounds pretty stupid.
I'd skip episodes but...
I don't want to miss anything and I don't like doing things half-assed when it comes to reviewing shows.
When it's a classic series like this, I want to review every single episode IN ORDER.
1:18 LMAO come ON, how were we not supposed to laugh at that???
I'm reviewing every episode, regardless of how little I might have to say about it.
Like this particular story for example... zero interest in it. Could not care less about these kinda "mystery killer in the woods" stories.
So when it comes to episodes like this, THE ONLY redeeming value it's going to have IS Scully and Mulder. That's it.
4:34 "homeless man"... just when my interest is at its lowest, they have to go and say the magic words that perk my ears up every time!!!!!!!! I have a thing for homeless dudes!!!!!??!!!! *nanarub*
4:42 "Relative to whom?" oh man, people who say "whom"... *shakes head*
6:42 Scully is a medical doctor eh? She must have started at it young.
9:40 I like this ranger guy.
13:28 oh I don't like the looks of this guy! What're they gonna try to set Scully up with him??
16:40 yet another hobo hottie!!!!!!!!!
17:28 LMAO now Mulder's moonlighting as a homeless guy!
23:13 great, she has a date... *cringe*
26:28 borrrriiiiiinnnnnngggggggg.
28:30 so he's saying a chick Bigfoot killed her Bigfoot husband!?!?!
35:45 close encounters of the Bigfoot kind!?
36:30 it just looks like a feral to me.
42:24 agh, man did it HAVE to be Cirque du Soleil??? ANYTHING ELSE I could say no to. Regardless, this guy sucks and is boring compared to Mulder. I'd NEVER want to be with anyone besides Mulder.
This one sounds pretty stupid.
I'd skip episodes but...
I don't want to miss anything and I don't like doing things half-assed when it comes to reviewing shows.
When it's a classic series like this, I want to review every single episode IN ORDER.
1:18 LMAO come ON, how were we not supposed to laugh at that???
I'm reviewing every episode, regardless of how little I might have to say about it.
Like this particular story for example... zero interest in it. Could not care less about these kinda "mystery killer in the woods" stories.
So when it comes to episodes like this, THE ONLY redeeming value it's going to have IS Scully and Mulder. That's it.
4:34 "homeless man"... just when my interest is at its lowest, they have to go and say the magic words that perk my ears up every time!!!!!!!! I have a thing for homeless dudes!!!!!??!!!! *nanarub*
4:42 "Relative to whom?" oh man, people who say "whom"... *shakes head*
6:42 Scully is a medical doctor eh? She must have started at it young.
9:40 I like this ranger guy.
13:28 oh I don't like the looks of this guy! What're they gonna try to set Scully up with him??
16:40 yet another hobo hottie!!!!!!!!!
17:28 LMAO now Mulder's moonlighting as a homeless guy!
23:13 great, she has a date... *cringe*
26:28 borrrriiiiiinnnnnngggggggg.
28:30 so he's saying a chick Bigfoot killed her Bigfoot husband!?!?!
35:45 close encounters of the Bigfoot kind!?
36:30 it just looks like a feral to me.
42:24 agh, man did it HAVE to be Cirque du Soleil??? ANYTHING ELSE I could say no to. Regardless, this guy sucks and is boring compared to Mulder. I'd NEVER want to be with anyone besides Mulder.
