The X-Files (1993) - Review & Commentary
#84
Season 2 - Episode 15 - "Fresh Bones"

It's an interesting title because bones are never really supposed to be fresh.

0:53 oh lady you need to let that poor guy leave. Don't say anything, don't look the wrong way, don't do NOTHIN' except go and tend to that screamin' babychild cuz shit's about to get ugly in here.

1:05 I wouldn't say A WORD to this guy OR look at him... motherfucker's clearly shook.

1:12 oh God, he's sitting down, what a nightmare. No eye contact. Shut the kid up!

1:22 oh God, this chick... surely there's gotta be a better time than now to breach this subject.

1:34 STOP TALKING OMG.

1:45 ugh God, now they're crying... just take the kid and get the fuck out of the room, QUICK!

1:58 I mean yeah I get that she cares and stuff, but man sometimes you just gotta let a motherfucker go crazy and then run off and die, gnomesayin'? There's just nothing to be done about it.

2:45 I mean yeah it's super sad cuz he was mega hot, but the poor guy was too crazy to bang... and when things get to that point, it's just best to cut your losses.

7:30 sell the house and move, obvs.

16:10 I was about to say this episode sucks balls, but then there was a plot twist.

Is it enough to not make the episode suck though?

19:40 yeah I'm sorry, this episode just sucks balls.

27:35 WORRRRRDDD.

I'm sure somebody out there likes the episodes that I don't like, so I'm not gonna say it's a generally bad episode but... yeah, I didn't like it.
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