It's time to watch Columbo...
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(01-16-2019, 03:08 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I mean that was totally sexual, look how he's looking at her and how close he is to her. WTF!!!

The hell was going on in 1976??
. . .

And this is the only episode that is like this, I've seen them all. Except for one other episode, "Dead Weight"...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066931/

This one had an odd scene if I remember correctly, with Columbo crouching down on a pier or something, with his legs all spread open, it was awkward as fuck. I'm pretty sure I remember Suzanne Pleshette being in that scene.

Okay so we're gonna give this episode a go tonight... I'm in the mood for some WEIRD shit! Let's see if it's as fucked up as I remember!

Season 1 - Episode 5 - "Dead Weight"

I kinda dig the opening music here... it's good. It has that delicious detective movie sound.

Now, Suzanne Pleshette was fine as fuck, let's not even front about that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzanne_Pleshette

2:45 agh the music is SOOO suspenseful.

3:35 it's weird to see Eddie Albert in any role besides Oliver/Green Acres. And I never even liked that show, LOL.

5:00 oh he's gonna knock this guy the fuck off so hard... it ain't even right. I like this guy in the uniform too.

It's so sad, that guy didn't have it coming.

10:48 lol this is great... send in Columbo! God knows he don't give a fuck who this guy is!

12:08 God Columbo turns me on so damn hard I can't even stand it.

12:50 one of the rare episodes where he actually shows his badge.

14:28 you know what, I dunno if I'm gonna make it through this episode without humping the chair at some point, mean... I'm just sooo turned on by Columbo.

Oh how I wish a mere mortal could make me as horny as Columbo makes me!

21:10 LMFAO Columbo is soooooo not convinced, roflrofl!

21:25 I fucking love everything that Columbo does... every move he makes, every facial expression and mannerism.

23:27 this episode has got me so turnt and I really have no idea why. It's gonna be pretty weird if I get sketched out later by an overly inexplicably sexual scene after everything I said, huh? But maybe that's just the point... maybe they've been slipping subliminal sex messages in here all the way along and that's why I feel the way I do.

24:10 oh come on Columbo you're skeptical and you know it!!!

24:47 well this isn't getting totally fucking creepy at all or anything.

The fuck's he gonna do, kill her too?? That's not suspicious or anything. I mean COME ON. The fuck is this guy's plan?

25:45 OMG thank God Columbo showed up.

27:00 I totally fucking ship Columbo and this lady... her mom is such a cunt. She needs Columbo in her life to lay the dick on her.

27:10 look how fine he is... watch how he listens to her. OMG I'm so turnt right now.

27:30 lmfao "children and animals" rofl like I get it but, how do those two ACTUALLY go together??

28:15 he totally doesn't get it, but he's still totally into her.

28:35 "There was no gun" ummm, there were A LOT of guns... what's his edge here exactly??

29:37 she's so lucky Columbo is standing in front of her right now.

31:20 OMG I CANNOT believe he showed up over here, this is so creepy.

32:40 oh well that wasn't creepy and unnecessary as all out pure and total fuck or anything?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY!? He's a fucking moron! How did he get that far in life being a moron??

33:00 dude honestly, this guy is unlikable.

To me, at this point? Straight up unlikable.

34:39 oh he's fucked, Columbo's got him now.

35:30 everyone treats this chick like such a cunt!!!

37:22 is that shirt as see-through as it looks?? I don't understand the point of see-through dress shirts, like what the fuck?

40:06 "Oh you don't know him!" roflroflrolmfaolololo.

42:50 yeah, this guy is verified fucking dumb.

43:44 is this fucking guy really stalking this chick down at the zoo now?? Like wow. I'd have fucking called Columbo lastnight.

45:55 I mean there is NOTHINGGGGGGGG charming about this guy.

48:34 sounds like he made the right choice to me, lady.

49:20 oh Columbo's got this fucking guy for sure.

49:55 I hope he gets her on his side, I can't remember what happens in this episode.

50:05 "You're a very individual person" ROFLMFAO that's a nice way of putting it!!!

51:45 Columbo's so brilliant... wow.

53:06 this chick IS sorta dumb if she doesn't see what's going on here, let's be real.

53:50 I think it's interesting how they framed her face between these candles.

54:57 ew.

55:20 TBH I don't blame that lady for screaming like that, that shit was pretty gnarly.

56:06 he looks confused.

1:04:40 LMFAO this guy looks so old next to her, like... come on, why would you wanna be with him?? I feel my older dude fetish dying. People like Columbo/Peter Falk are "grandfathered in" (pun definitely intended) but otherwise I just feel like a youngish chick next to an oldass dude just looks absolutely ridiculous.

1:05:00 fuck this captain guy, I'd rather have an affair with Columbo's married ass.

1:07:40 I really like the way this episode was filmed.

1:08:20 "In order to understand a man, you have to understand his past"... damn that was deep though.

1:10:06 well there's nothing I love more than an unmade bed.

1:10:11 sorta off topic, but...

https://imgur.com/a/iRGUmk0

I mean look at the vibes in his eye right here. Of course the other one is glass, so it's interesting because we only ever really get to see his soul light shine through the one eye. Even the glass one due to proximity and energy aura does carry the shine especially at a distance but... that one eye of his, damn. Yowza. I just dunno what else to say. Sigh, he's so fine. Sooo so fine.
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Messages In This Thread
It's time to watch Columbo... - by Mister Obvious - 01-07-2019, 01:02 AM
RE: It's time to watch Columbo... - by GG - 01-07-2019, 05:17 AM
RE: It's time to watch Columbo... - by Guest - 01-07-2019, 05:30 AM
RE: It's time to watch Columbo... - by Guest - 01-08-2019, 08:44 AM
RE: It's time to watch Columbo... - by Guest - 01-09-2019, 01:09 PM
RE: It's time to watch Columbo... - by Mister Obvious - 01-15-2020, 02:33 AM
RE: It's time to watch Columbo... - by GG - 01-18-2020, 02:03 AM
RE: It's time to watch Columbo... - by AU CRIME SYNDICATE - 02-21-2020, 09:06 PM
RE: It's time to watch Columbo... - by Aussie Aussie Aussie - 02-21-2020, 09:15 PM
RE: It's time to watch Columbo... - by AU CORNHOLIO - 02-21-2020, 09:30 PM
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