01-17-2020, 03:43 AM
Season 4 - Episode 4 - "Troubled Waters"
Half the dudes in this episode look like '70s porn stars. No wonder it makes me so uneasy!
1:00 this episode starts out with Columbo running aboard a cruise ship... it's an unusual beginning as we usually don't see him until after there's been a murder.
2:57 there's something off about this guy and his wife. She seems a lot older than he is. Robert Vaughn was 43 in this episode and Jane Greer was 51.
4:36 I love how they never show Columbo's wife.
6:15 how could anybody look at this guy and NOT be able to tell he's gonna kill somebody?! https://imgur.com/a/qEUqX7g
6:55 I mean... it seems like Columbo ALREADY KNOWS this guy's gonna kill somebody. The fuck is going on here!? OMG what if this ISN'T the weird creepy overly inexplicably sexual episode either???
8:37 I mean this guy kinda freaks me out a lil but I'd still totally fuck him.
Whoa, wait a fuckin' minute, that's Dean Stockwell!
I thought he looked familiar!!!
I ALWAYS want to fuck him when I see him!!! http://www.sectual.com/thread-2481-post-...l#pid20424
12:58 damn, is he about to strangle her?! I was just thinkin' this guy isn't all that hot, but now I might have to change my tune!?
13:40 LMFAO he just hit that bitch! I'm starting to like this dude!
14:40 WTF is he snorting?
Damn, dude! This guy ain't fuckin' around!
15:45 aren't you gonna tell her to feel up his scrotum too???
16:30 ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
17:00 dude this lady sucks.
17:10 smoking in the medical ward, man oh man, were those ever the days or what?!
The days of being able to smoke at work in general, wow. Long gone! They've been slowly weeding the joy out of absolutely every facet of life for decades now!
19:37 look at her, she's going straight for another one, LOL. Wow just wow. A chainsmoking nurse. This is awesome.
19:57 I don't get why dudes are cucking themselves and being all homicidal over this singer chick at all.
20:45 I'm honestly pretty excited for this dude to kill her.
21:17 I mean how long IS this fucking song???
21:46 I love the way she's still just as loud as she was before even though she's sticking the mic in this random dude's face.
22:17 alright lady, now please get the fuck off the stage.
22:20 man oh man I gotta tell ya though, I wish Dean Stockwell's character was gonna kaput her instead... look at his sexy brooding ass over there in that dimly lit corner, fuck meee!!!
22:57 fuck dude, maybe he IS gonna kill her. That'd be pretty rad.
23:20 I don't understand why she doesn't want this guy. He's pretty fine and his desperation kinda turns me on.
24:11 and she's just instantly dead... riiight.
That was a pretty well done scene though.
He's trying to frame that other dude for killing her. Weaksauce. Columbo isn't a moron, he saw murder in this toolbag's eyes from the minute he met him on that ship, guy's fucked!
27:30 man I don't think I could do that job... having to go bug somebody that way every 30 minutes? Man fuck that.
28:24 LOL... oh my. Just look how cozy Columbo looks in that robe. God I love this man. I wish I could pull him right out of the screen and have his undying devotion... and he'd never ask why it's 2020 and how he got here, he'd just love me all day and night and do everything I wanted to do.
28:26 I love what he does with his hands here.
30:10 his hair looks amazing.
31:10 LOL.
31:27 look at this gorgeous warm toned brown suit and shirt he's wearing.
34:50 the hell was that he just picked up off the floor???
35:45 this nurse lady is pretty hot, honestly.
37:30 *shakes head* ... how many times can I say I love this man? I love this man.
38:50 this old dude is pretty fine too, he looks familiar... Robert Douglas: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001888
41:45 awww, I feel bad for this guy's character... honestly feel sad for this guy. For real. Probably only because I have a soft spot for Stockwell.
43:10 Stockwell's got some fucking glorious eyebrows. I have a fetish... http://www.sectual.com/thread-5491.html
44:50 oh wow, this magician guy is super fuckable too... hot damn!!! God... so many fineass dudes in the '70s.
59:30 Columbo showing some chest hair!
1:03:20 Columbo looks extra handsome in this scene.
1:16:26 oh well that explains why they're together.
1:28:20 ah man, this guy is none too bright... he fell right for it.
Pretty enjoyable episode.
Half the dudes in this episode look like '70s porn stars. No wonder it makes me so uneasy!
1:00 this episode starts out with Columbo running aboard a cruise ship... it's an unusual beginning as we usually don't see him until after there's been a murder.
2:57 there's something off about this guy and his wife. She seems a lot older than he is. Robert Vaughn was 43 in this episode and Jane Greer was 51.
4:36 I love how they never show Columbo's wife.
6:15 how could anybody look at this guy and NOT be able to tell he's gonna kill somebody?! https://imgur.com/a/qEUqX7g
6:55 I mean... it seems like Columbo ALREADY KNOWS this guy's gonna kill somebody. The fuck is going on here!? OMG what if this ISN'T the weird creepy overly inexplicably sexual episode either???
8:37 I mean this guy kinda freaks me out a lil but I'd still totally fuck him.
Whoa, wait a fuckin' minute, that's Dean Stockwell!
I thought he looked familiar!!!
I ALWAYS want to fuck him when I see him!!! http://www.sectual.com/thread-2481-post-...l#pid20424
12:58 damn, is he about to strangle her?! I was just thinkin' this guy isn't all that hot, but now I might have to change my tune!?
13:40 LMFAO he just hit that bitch! I'm starting to like this dude!
14:40 WTF is he snorting?
Damn, dude! This guy ain't fuckin' around!
15:45 aren't you gonna tell her to feel up his scrotum too???
16:30 ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
17:00 dude this lady sucks.
17:10 smoking in the medical ward, man oh man, were those ever the days or what?!
The days of being able to smoke at work in general, wow. Long gone! They've been slowly weeding the joy out of absolutely every facet of life for decades now!
19:37 look at her, she's going straight for another one, LOL. Wow just wow. A chainsmoking nurse. This is awesome.
19:57 I don't get why dudes are cucking themselves and being all homicidal over this singer chick at all.
20:45 I'm honestly pretty excited for this dude to kill her.
21:17 I mean how long IS this fucking song???
21:46 I love the way she's still just as loud as she was before even though she's sticking the mic in this random dude's face.
22:17 alright lady, now please get the fuck off the stage.
22:20 man oh man I gotta tell ya though, I wish Dean Stockwell's character was gonna kaput her instead... look at his sexy brooding ass over there in that dimly lit corner, fuck meee!!!
22:57 fuck dude, maybe he IS gonna kill her. That'd be pretty rad.
23:20 I don't understand why she doesn't want this guy. He's pretty fine and his desperation kinda turns me on.
24:11 and she's just instantly dead... riiight.
That was a pretty well done scene though.
He's trying to frame that other dude for killing her. Weaksauce. Columbo isn't a moron, he saw murder in this toolbag's eyes from the minute he met him on that ship, guy's fucked!
27:30 man I don't think I could do that job... having to go bug somebody that way every 30 minutes? Man fuck that.
28:24 LOL... oh my. Just look how cozy Columbo looks in that robe. God I love this man. I wish I could pull him right out of the screen and have his undying devotion... and he'd never ask why it's 2020 and how he got here, he'd just love me all day and night and do everything I wanted to do.
28:26 I love what he does with his hands here.
30:10 his hair looks amazing.
31:10 LOL.
31:27 look at this gorgeous warm toned brown suit and shirt he's wearing.
34:50 the hell was that he just picked up off the floor???
35:45 this nurse lady is pretty hot, honestly.
37:30 *shakes head* ... how many times can I say I love this man? I love this man.
38:50 this old dude is pretty fine too, he looks familiar... Robert Douglas: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001888
41:45 awww, I feel bad for this guy's character... honestly feel sad for this guy. For real. Probably only because I have a soft spot for Stockwell.
43:10 Stockwell's got some fucking glorious eyebrows. I have a fetish... http://www.sectual.com/thread-5491.html
44:50 oh wow, this magician guy is super fuckable too... hot damn!!! God... so many fineass dudes in the '70s.
59:30 Columbo showing some chest hair!
1:03:20 Columbo looks extra handsome in this scene.
1:16:26 oh well that explains why they're together.
1:28:20 ah man, this guy is none too bright... he fell right for it.
Pretty enjoyable episode.
