I caught my husband doing something old school the other day

[Cream of Caulk]

Whereee.

There are a bunch of online communities but if you want to get down and dirty faster you will need to get a job at a truck stop. Preferably a subway, that's where the health conscious hotties eat. My husband knows all the women that work these truck stops and the high turn over. He say's that they eventually leave the job and marry a truck driver and their lives are instantly improved. There was one that he used to flirt with, 300 pounds with a pitbull tattoo on her neck. She always put extra toppings on his sub, this makes a truck drivers heart skip a beat. Then one day she was gone, some truck driver finally snagged her up and instant life upgrade for her.

But make sure he doesn't go buy a pack of cigarettes, if he does put him on the black list.