My orgasms aren't as intense as they used to be

[Cream of Caulk]

someone's clock is ticking... but who will give the dicking? :o

lol!


Maybe have your hormones checked. I'll give you some of mine. When I pick them up I offer the pharmacy girls to party in the parking lot with them after they get off work and I don't really even know them. 

Or start getting into hard-core bondage and stuff just so you can feel something again.

Tell your hubby "it's not working for me anymore" right after you have sex and then don't elaborate. Be super vague when he tries to get you to clarify. In that way you'll become mysterious to him and he'll want to either kill you or fuck you really hard in the kitchen.

OMG, I miss this shit!!!!