the order of events on date night should always be sex 1st!

[Cream of Caulk]

Who wants to have sex after dinner? Nobody, that's why sex should come first or dinner last. If you are watching a movie in bed, it can be distracting to get horny during the movie so again, get the sex done and over with first then enjoy the rest of the evening. Plus it just starts the night off as relaxing, no tension, no getting tired, no wet burps while being humped.