Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Okay bath stream's live!

All the Zane trolls are in the house/livestream chat cuz they just can't wait to see Zane's sweet hobo body...

We've all gone without for so long, and particularly Zane's male trolls are at the edges of their seats in this moment.

They want it bad, and who can blame them?? Truth is, love 'em or hate 'em, anybody who's lusting for Zane right now has damn good taste.

IT'S LIIIIIIIIVE.

LOL oh my God man...

I gotta tell you Zane is a natural god of entertainment...

Truly and honestly, this guy is fucking EVERYTHING.

WTF is with the Tide though?? And all the little bottles of water, LOL.

LMFAO the water only comes out of the shower head and he's had to run the shower to fill up the tub ROFL.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh my God man, God bless.

​Zane looks so much better than the last time we saw him in a bath tub.

He looks meaty and delicious.

LOL oh my God this is great... bwahahahaha see, NONE of Zane's haters could be this entertaining doing nothing but sitting in a fuckin' bath tub.

OMG he's showing his mad agate collection, LOL show and tell, just like I said!!!

Camera's kinda fogging up a lil.

God this is magic.

Now he's showing an amethyst.

God...

This is so my shit. It is. You couldn't make this up and have it be any more perfect.

Now he's cutting his toenails with a knife and I am just... not sure about this content anymore. I do appreciate how caveman-like he appears while doing this though.

He just made reference to his "youngest daughter" talkin' about how she said he stinks, LMAO, but my thing is...

I feel like Zane legitimately doesn't know how many children he has.

LOL dude I have never seen ANYBODY be SUCH A NATURAL at filming themselves and sharing it via the online medium. It's like this is his honest to God destiny... how can humans be so innately good at such an unnatural thing??

Cameras and most certainly the internet are so new in human history... so how the hell is someone so innately good at it??

This is pretty zen.

He's putting the rocks in the bath with him. Zane is conducting ritual magic.

Zane got the water too hot and now he feels all fucked up.

Uh oh, he's going for the Tide.

He's about to tell a story about his time in Alaska/vanlife.

I'm nervous.

TL;DR one of the dogs shit all over the van and it was a disaster... taking dogs on a roadtrip/vanlife is fucking retarded.

Now he's putting rainbow obsidian in the bath. And some jasper. And blue agate. And purple fire agate.

Now he's singing "Patches"... what the fuck lmao. With soul AF.

Now he's talking about how his dad was a truckdriver who impregnated his mom and then his mom went to Hawaii cuz she thought she could forget about being pregnant but it didn't work cuz she was still pregnant.

Now he's singing "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye.

Now he's bottling his crystal/stone infused bathwater.

Fucking legend man... pure and total fucking legend.

Zane really is so special and I can understand why people hate him... I have compassion for those people.