A lot of well-to-do men are depressing and boring, and that's why women...

[Mister Obvious]

In the battle of reproduction...

Between a wealthy dude who's sad and boring, and a poor dude who's tough and has a great personality (good sense of humor bonus)...

The poor dude will win.

Is it right?

*shrug*

Is it nature?

Yes.

Does nature care about anybody's feelings?

Man fuck no.

All is in its rightful place...

This is a cutthroat world and it's always been this way.

Nature says fuck you all.

Only the most brazen, selfish among you will survive.

I will say this though...

The poor dude almost always has to have at least moderate good looks.

Again...

Nature is a cruel bitch just like all the females she's responsible for making.