Why do my armpits smell so delicious??

[EL FUNGNINO]

I have had full on armpit hair before bro, they actually smelled less hardcore.

I dunno, I'm in to it, I love it and kinda wanna fuck myself and eat myself.

That's a very good point, it seems if you shave it smells more, like the hairs soak up the stink.
I was thinking of shaving my eyebrows off cos wtf are they for? But then I think my head might stink?
At least you are a brunette blonde damn we stink.