Sometimes my cat looks at me like I'm a fuckin' alien...

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she wonders why you don't allow her outside to catch birds and make kittens and live life to the fullest

That's a good point I once had an inside cat, she totally wanted to be an outside cat.
I let her outside a bit and she would eat grass. Then puke it up lol but once you let them outside they become an outside cat.
I can't do it though cos of all the cat fighting in the street. People are such cunts with their pets.
Let your cat out in the day, put inside at night. Some people like nawww they will pee well get a litter box you selfish fucker.