The Wuhan Coronavirus

[Mister Obvious]

Okay well...

You know what guys...

This timeline got a lil too crazy...

Got a lil bit ridiculous...

I just can't kick it here, it's shitbox levels of dumb...

I dunno whose idea it was to take this particular track or how we got roped into it, but there must be a massively powerful consciousness out there who tricked the lot of us into following along for a hot minute...

Shocking, weird, disturbing, and most of all, over the top levels of straight up ridiculous.

I shall be departing this timeline into a world of my own creation entirely because it looks like that's literally the only option.

So fine, that's how it's gotta be.