How are you supposed to tan your buttcrack??

[Mellanzhollika]

Found Tan to Fountain... You drop the d as in dacks and add an i as in identification and then when you connect it all together you have a fairly good explanation to confer to the police if they discover you. But they would probably determine that you would make a good prop for their police baton relay team’s handover practice. A good idea would be to dig a hole in the yard, coffin sized to fit something like that apparatus you saw advertised and build a fence around it. Then nobody would see, unless from a mountain or a drone. Almost like a lady of the well.