virus hoax now causing horrible fallout

[Mister Obvious]

I already taught everyone I know how to wipe their asses without toilet paper...

You can lead the horse to water.

I am not tolerating the "need" for toilet paper out of people...

They have to learn the right way to live instead of the extravagant bullshit way they've been living all their lives.

Toilet paper days are dead...

And the right way to wash your ass far exceeds any usefulness of the toilet paper era anyway.

I will not feed peoples' bullshit vision of how life is supposed to be...

They have to learn the new way...

Which is really just the old way.