04-08-2020, 09:06 PM
Batiste fabric...
If you can get it.
Should have already had a bunch of it if you'd been preparing for the end of the world with no toilet paper available.
Lightweight, semi-sheer cotton fabric.
It dries fast and has only about 100,000 uses.
Granny's pretty old handkerchiefs...
Those frilly little things??
Yeah.
Wipe your ass with them, clean them, hang them to dry.
Batiste fabric kerchiefs dry ridiculously quickly and that is 100% a requirement of any fabric used this way.
This is why hand towels, bath towels, and standard washcloths are fucking ARCHAIC, the old way, the dead way...
Nobody needs all that fucking material to dry off with or clean themselves with.
If you can't maintain the cleaning and organization of dozens of sections of batiste (i.e., sheerest cotton fabric available) for the purpose of CLEANING YOUR ASS and the hundreds of other uses they can serve...
Then I don't understand how the fuck humanity "evolved" to this point, in fact with this recent global crisis we've been experiencing, I believe the "evolution" narrative less than ever before.
A populace that doesn't even know how to clean their ass could not have survived the onslaught of innumerable problems that had to be overcome in order to survive over the course of history.
If you can get it.
Should have already had a bunch of it if you'd been preparing for the end of the world with no toilet paper available.
Lightweight, semi-sheer cotton fabric.
It dries fast and has only about 100,000 uses.
Granny's pretty old handkerchiefs...
Those frilly little things??
Yeah.
Wipe your ass with them, clean them, hang them to dry.
Batiste fabric kerchiefs dry ridiculously quickly and that is 100% a requirement of any fabric used this way.
This is why hand towels, bath towels, and standard washcloths are fucking ARCHAIC, the old way, the dead way...
Nobody needs all that fucking material to dry off with or clean themselves with.
If you can't maintain the cleaning and organization of dozens of sections of batiste (i.e., sheerest cotton fabric available) for the purpose of CLEANING YOUR ASS and the hundreds of other uses they can serve...
Then I don't understand how the fuck humanity "evolved" to this point, in fact with this recent global crisis we've been experiencing, I believe the "evolution" narrative less than ever before.
A populace that doesn't even know how to clean their ass could not have survived the onslaught of innumerable problems that had to be overcome in order to survive over the course of history.
