04-18-2020, 01:56 AM
WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
Trailer:
https://www.netflix.com/title/80189685
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Witcher_(TV_series)
Ah God, I can't believe I'm about to attempt to watch this. It's new. I hate new TV shows. They're all utter garbage. But... I'm at a loss as to what I should be watching this fine Friday night, and I came across this badass retrowave jam earlier: Dimi Kaye - Toss A Coin To Your Witcher (Instrumental) It got me curious about the show and I decided I'd check it out. Now I will say this... the ONLY reason that I'm actually watching it, like I assume 99.5% of everyone else who watches it, is because of Henry Cavill's fine ass. I'm 100% certain there is absolutely no other reason to watch this show... I think that goes without saying.
Now these episodes are pretty long... looks like an hour each. It's kind of an investment. But I'll try this first one out and if it's decent, I may watch more. If I think it's dumb as shit, I probably won't watch beyond the first episode. I have never been into this "type" of show... I assume it's trying to be like "Game of Thrones" which I have never watched and have never had any desire to watch whatsoever. I really don't like the settings of these shows, it just doesn't appeal to me. I've never really been into fantasy movies and all that kinda bullshit. But I will give it a go and see what I think.
Season 1 - Episode 1 - "The End's Beginning"
1:00 okay well, this is already stupid.
1:14 how is he making those sounds UNDER water?
2:58 oh yeah, like they'd really all go quiet just because he walks in. Come on, there's like 300 people in there.
4:08 lmao there's no way this mouthy bitch would be getting away with that. This is so stupid. Definitely probably only gonna make it through one episode, if that.
5:15 I got a secret you can keep, baby!!!!!!!!!!! *nanarub* YEeeeeah!!!!!
9:05 I dunno... this interaction between Geralt and the girl was sort of cute I guess.
10:15 uhhh, nudity much??
15:37 Henry Cavill thinks this show is so fucking stupid. I'm surprised. Maybe not the WHOLE show, but certainly this particular plotline and situation. Hmmm. Maybe it has something to do with where/how it's being filmed.
29:10 protector? Lmfao, more like heir to the throne and her future babydaddy.
29:35 I dunno what her problem is... I'd love to be alone with those dudes!
39:12 I'd have thrown in the caveat "I'll leave for good... IF YOU FUCK ME!!!!!!" I mean come on, we all know what's in store for these two.
39:40 yeaaah, I gotta tell ya... I'm probably not gonna watch any more of this show. It's just not really my kinda shit.
41:00 soooo, where are those escape tunnels again?!
43:33 shit, I'd run away with that guy in a heartbeat.
46:20 oh I'd drink that shit in a heartbeat dude for sure.
48:27 so this is their plan? They're sneaking out the back??? Lmfao. Wow. Okay.
49:39 oh shit, now he's in the grips.
51:40 good fight scenes though.
52:20 so this is supposed to be the princess chick huh? So why is her hair dark? Her eyes look dark too. I'm sure it's part of the story or something.
53:15 or maybe I'm wrong and it's not supposed to be her. No idea.
Okay well I have no clue whatsoever WTF is going on in this show. Seems kinda decent but if I can't follow the plot any better than that, incentive to watch it goes down pretty hard. Henry Cavill's hot, but I dunno if it's worth watching the show just for that.
Trailer:
https://www.netflix.com/title/80189685
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Witcher_(TV_series)
Ah God, I can't believe I'm about to attempt to watch this. It's new. I hate new TV shows. They're all utter garbage. But... I'm at a loss as to what I should be watching this fine Friday night, and I came across this badass retrowave jam earlier: Dimi Kaye - Toss A Coin To Your Witcher (Instrumental) It got me curious about the show and I decided I'd check it out. Now I will say this... the ONLY reason that I'm actually watching it, like I assume 99.5% of everyone else who watches it, is because of Henry Cavill's fine ass. I'm 100% certain there is absolutely no other reason to watch this show... I think that goes without saying.
Now these episodes are pretty long... looks like an hour each. It's kind of an investment. But I'll try this first one out and if it's decent, I may watch more. If I think it's dumb as shit, I probably won't watch beyond the first episode. I have never been into this "type" of show... I assume it's trying to be like "Game of Thrones" which I have never watched and have never had any desire to watch whatsoever. I really don't like the settings of these shows, it just doesn't appeal to me. I've never really been into fantasy movies and all that kinda bullshit. But I will give it a go and see what I think.
Season 1 - Episode 1 - "The End's Beginning"
1:00 okay well, this is already stupid.
1:14 how is he making those sounds UNDER water?
2:58 oh yeah, like they'd really all go quiet just because he walks in. Come on, there's like 300 people in there.
4:08 lmao there's no way this mouthy bitch would be getting away with that. This is so stupid. Definitely probably only gonna make it through one episode, if that.
5:15 I got a secret you can keep, baby!!!!!!!!!!! *nanarub* YEeeeeah!!!!!
9:05 I dunno... this interaction between Geralt and the girl was sort of cute I guess.
10:15 uhhh, nudity much??
15:37 Henry Cavill thinks this show is so fucking stupid. I'm surprised. Maybe not the WHOLE show, but certainly this particular plotline and situation. Hmmm. Maybe it has something to do with where/how it's being filmed.
29:10 protector? Lmfao, more like heir to the throne and her future babydaddy.
29:35 I dunno what her problem is... I'd love to be alone with those dudes!
39:12 I'd have thrown in the caveat "I'll leave for good... IF YOU FUCK ME!!!!!!" I mean come on, we all know what's in store for these two.
39:40 yeaaah, I gotta tell ya... I'm probably not gonna watch any more of this show. It's just not really my kinda shit.
41:00 soooo, where are those escape tunnels again?!
43:33 shit, I'd run away with that guy in a heartbeat.
46:20 oh I'd drink that shit in a heartbeat dude for sure.
48:27 so this is their plan? They're sneaking out the back??? Lmfao. Wow. Okay.
49:39 oh shit, now he's in the grips.
51:40 good fight scenes though.
52:20 so this is supposed to be the princess chick huh? So why is her hair dark? Her eyes look dark too. I'm sure it's part of the story or something.
53:15 or maybe I'm wrong and it's not supposed to be her. No idea.
Okay well I have no clue whatsoever WTF is going on in this show. Seems kinda decent but if I can't follow the plot any better than that, incentive to watch it goes down pretty hard. Henry Cavill's hot, but I dunno if it's worth watching the show just for that.
