04-18-2020, 08:02 PM
Season 1 - Episode 2 - "Four Marks"
Agh... I'm so hesitant about watching this show. I dunno what it is... I think it's just the style of the show, that whole entire genre just really turns me off. Not into it at all. But I will try to give it a chance.
0:22 oh these people are totally gonna get killed lmfaollololololololol.
0:40 uh whoa, what a cunt. Yeah actually, you know what, kill that bitch. Save the guy though, he seems like a good lad.
1:10 oh shit... looks like braids bitch has a fan!!!!!!!!
1:15 oh wow, the guy's gonna attack her like that?? Well fuck him too then, kill 'em both.
1:23 bahahahahahaha they're totally gonna get killed.
2:00 oh shit, NEXT LEVEL DISSOCIATION THOUUUUGHHHH!!!! PORTALLING THOUGGGHHH!!!
2:20 "Oh, you're a virgin." He did need to be smacked for that though, let's be real.
What, so only virgins can portal?! That's RAYYYYYCISSSSSTTTT~!!!!!!!
4:00 dude this show's makin' me horny as shit!
4:46 lmfao he just randomly sold their daughter. What a douche! 4 marks? Lmfao... if it was that easy she'd have been sold a long time ago.
5:30 ugh, I hate dimly lit scenes in movies/shows... so obnoxious.
5:51 looks like she's got everything she needs in that room, I dunno why she's so mad, it's better than the shithole from whence she came.
7:07 FINALLY we see princess bitch IN the actual woods which she's rumored to fucking be in. So I guess she's in present day then?
7:30 why shit, she better dig a fucking hole or something.
TBH the ol' "save the princess" storyline is waaaay overused, amirite?? Damn yo. Done to death.
7:40 Princess what??? Agh, God. FFS. I guess I better learn these damn characters' names. Let's see, her name is... Ciri? And the other alleged Princess chick's name was Renfri. Some dumb names in this show. At least Geralt is a semi-decent name. Kinda dumb too but whatevs.
7:44 she looks a lot like Kirsten Dunst from the side... is this Kirsten's illegitimate ritualistic hollywood breeder lovechild? Her name is Freya Allan... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freya_Allan
No info about her parents on the ol' Wiki... you know, they say you can tell who is an agent by whether or not their parents are listed on their Wiki page. No parents listed, verified agent. My argument to that was always bro, EVERYONE is a fucking agent in hollyweird, lmfaololol! Like come on. That said, she's pretty new in the game and that info is probably only missing because her career has just started. Within a few years, the info will probably be listed. Will it be totally fabricated though? That's anyone's guess.
I was about to ask WTF hasn't Kirsten Dunst reproduced yet, but then I Googled it and it looks like she did in 2018... with this dude: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Plemons Weird flex but okay.
7:48 ehhh, nevermind, she doesn't really look like her. Agh, God, I'm so hungry right now, legit. OMG I just remembered I have leftover spaghetti from dinner lastnight!!!!!!!!!! Get. In. My. Fucking. Face.
7:58 oh hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about, cover yoass in dirt bebeh!!!!!!!! That's my kinda girl right there!!!!!!!! I love dirt!!!!!!!! You know that shit has healing properties!!!!!!!!!
8:22 uhhh, WTF, she kinda did a half-ass job. OMG is she gonna eat those berries for real?? That's some more shit out of your standard fairytale story.
9:00 I get her hesitation, it could easily be a trick/trap. It'd be nice if it wasn't though. He doesn't LOOK super homeless. Ooooohhhhhh, he came from the same place she did, OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9:37, bitch they're dead!!! WTF do you think?!
9:40 well this dude is boring as fuck.
11:16 whoa, is she really that dumb?? Wow. Shit.
12:08 okay this singer dude is the first thing I genuinely fucking despise about this show. I knew it would happen. I knew they'd do something to piss me off. It's not a dealbreaker yet... but it could be. This is undoubtedly the first of many things that will test my endurance re: this fucking show, and I don't like it enough to put up with too much. JBH.
12:27 yeah, stone this guy. For real. You suck bro, fuck off!
12:40 oh God, is he gonna go and offer to suck the witcher's dick?
14:00 does Henry Cavill have curly hair?? https://imgur.com/a/t9WJDFq Shiiiiit dude, it kinda looks like he might!!! You guys know I have a fetish!!!!!!! https://www.sectual.com/thread-13039.html *nanarub*
14:40 wow this is some pretty scenery... wonder if it's even real though?? Let's see where this is filmed... ah, Budapest apparently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Witcher_(TV_series) Wiki talks like it's past tense... is the show already over?? Ah, apparently season 1 is over but season 2 is supposed to be released in 2021. Wonder if that'll happen?
Hmmm, how many episodes are in season 1?? Looks like 8 episodes. Wow, the WHOLE show was released on Netflix at once? That's strange. So yeah, this is basically just like 8 movies. LOL. Interesting.
Okay so I took like an hour break to do some housework and to spice up the leftover spaghetti into an oven-baked creation of uniqueness so that it wasn't simply leftover spaghetti anymore. I added olives, spinach, cheese and my special Italian seasoning mixture, and turned it into a thing of wonder. Now that my stomach won't be growling anymore, let the commentary commence.
14:46 LOL I love a man who smells of onions! Delicious!
15:13 I love that he just socked the shit out of this guy, and I love the fact that the show decided not to take this character seriously... if they had been trying to push this annoying fella as some type of legitimately important character, I would have ultimately decided I simply fucking hate this show.
15:20 "Do you know how many people wouldn't blink if you died?" LMFAO no shit lady?! She's saying this to a totally unknown, birth defected farmgirl that nobody fucking knows, LMFAO. What a dumb scenario. That is really stupid, I'm sorry but it is.
15:49 her name is WHAT?! Ahahahaha gah, these names are so dumb. That's like my biggest qualm with this show yet.
17:40 "Magic is organizing chaos"... pretty decent and useful line, really. "Balance, and control. Without them, chaos will kill you." Sheeeeeit, this show might not be so bad after all?!? *banana dance*
Dang dude... this is one of the best scenes in any movie or show out there as it pertains to magical truths.
20:30 but as we all know, they always have to shovel shit on top of it after they share valuable knowledge of any kind in movies and TV, it's part of the crossroads agreement. Sooo. Wonder what kinda shit they're gonna shovel on this?
21:18 why the fuck is her hair clean now? It wasn't clean when she started running off toward them. Kind of a fucking massive continuity error. The likes of which you rarely see.
22:05 oh I bet these two are gonna be an item.
24:12 the token dwarf, of course... *facepalm* what is with these fucking fantasy shows and dwarves??
25:14 "Don't touch Roach" roflmfaolol, dude, this Geralt guy is just like me!!! We're twinsies, except he's got an outie and I've got an innie!?
27:02 damn, Henry Cavill's got some nice fuckin' teeth. Are those real or is this just a character thingy?? https://66.media.tumblr.com/ef9ef47bd28c...o2_540.png Ah yeah, I think that's just what they really look like. I don't usually notice that kinda stuff, but yeah, that's a particularly gorgeous teeth situation right here. The bottom ones look sorta crooked, which is even more likable... one thing I can't stand about hollywank is how they fake up everybody's teeth. It's not enough that the hollyweird mafia has to poison their slaves with implants of every kind, one plastic surgery procedure right after the other, steroids, you name it, on and on... they also have to put those horrible caps over their teeth and make them unnaturally white etc. Such a terrible life. Being a movie star is much like being royalty (now or in the olden days)... a life of enslavement, paraded to the public like it's the highest existence you could ever have. What a joke.
Dude OMG... I've been trying to watch this episode for literally 3 hours now... and I'm not even halfway through it.
27:21 this scene looks really fake. Wasn't Henry Cavill the one they were doing tons of crazy fake shit with re: footage of him a few years back? I remember seeing that somewhere. Ooohhh yeah, I remember now, it's cuz they had to CGI out his mustache.
I wonder if his hairline is natural. It looks too perfect. They used to pluck bitches' hairlines back in classic hollywood era so that they had a widow's peak because it was stylish and inarguably the best possible hairline to have, you guys know I have a fetish... https://www.sectual.com/thread-872.html
Apparently Henry used to play WoW... https://www.polygon.com/2016/4/2/1135344...ll-to-play LMAO damn, he has good taste! Healz? Really? That's hot. I wonder if he really plays or if it's just a paid sponsorship. Probably just sponsored. Nothing these people say is true, their lives are total lies... it's not like they ever get to do anything of their own free will.
God I'm never gonna get through this damn episode at this rate lmfaolol.
27:50 thought transference lessons?? Really?? Agh, my God. I guess this is the ol' shit shovel.
29:28 dude she's totally gonna kill this lady one day... she's GOTTA know that.
31:21 shit I'm about to fall in love.
36:50 I really want to see her kill this bitch lmao. She's a hardcore teacher and likable in some instances, but overall she sucks.
38:57 "ELVESSS" lmfaololol, I sort of appreciate the quirkier bits of this show, it's kinda groovy.
40:50 dude, I think Henry Cavill's teeth might be one of his MOST attractive traits... no BS. Seems really weird to say, but I feel like it's totes true. Sexy teeth? Wut?
50:14 is this teacher bitch really gonna have to kill her lover before she's ready to just go full super saiyan and kill her??? Predictable.
50:33 OMG he's a traitor too!? Bahahahaha, WOWWWW!!! THE BETRAYAL THOUUUGHHH!!!
50:52 now the survivor camp is getting invaded?? DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING?! *facepalm* Fucking duh.
51:10 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! DAMN YO!!!!!!! THAT LITTLE FUCKER WENT HAM!!!!!!!! I'd be friends with that guy... you know that guy's gonna survive.
51:22 whoa that's trippy, how does he just magically know where she is?? Who is that kid??
51:50 the dude with the bird on his head is pretty hot TBH, I thought he was an old guy, never seen him up close before! Not disappointed!!!!!!!
54:20 this whole "flower/die" thing is such a vapid attempt at being deep/meaningful, I hate it.
55:42 is her hair turning gray?? That's kinda groovy.
Well it took 4 hours to watch that episode... dunno if I have time for any more today.
Agh... I'm so hesitant about watching this show. I dunno what it is... I think it's just the style of the show, that whole entire genre just really turns me off. Not into it at all. But I will try to give it a chance.
0:22 oh these people are totally gonna get killed lmfaollololololololol.
0:40 uh whoa, what a cunt. Yeah actually, you know what, kill that bitch. Save the guy though, he seems like a good lad.
1:10 oh shit... looks like braids bitch has a fan!!!!!!!!
1:15 oh wow, the guy's gonna attack her like that?? Well fuck him too then, kill 'em both.
1:23 bahahahahahaha they're totally gonna get killed.
2:00 oh shit, NEXT LEVEL DISSOCIATION THOUUUUGHHHH!!!! PORTALLING THOUGGGHHH!!!
2:20 "Oh, you're a virgin." He did need to be smacked for that though, let's be real.
What, so only virgins can portal?! That's RAYYYYYCISSSSSTTTT~!!!!!!!
4:00 dude this show's makin' me horny as shit!
4:46 lmfao he just randomly sold their daughter. What a douche! 4 marks? Lmfao... if it was that easy she'd have been sold a long time ago.
5:30 ugh, I hate dimly lit scenes in movies/shows... so obnoxious.
5:51 looks like she's got everything she needs in that room, I dunno why she's so mad, it's better than the shithole from whence she came.
7:07 FINALLY we see princess bitch IN the actual woods which she's rumored to fucking be in. So I guess she's in present day then?
7:30 why shit, she better dig a fucking hole or something.
TBH the ol' "save the princess" storyline is waaaay overused, amirite?? Damn yo. Done to death.
7:40 Princess what??? Agh, God. FFS. I guess I better learn these damn characters' names. Let's see, her name is... Ciri? And the other alleged Princess chick's name was Renfri. Some dumb names in this show. At least Geralt is a semi-decent name. Kinda dumb too but whatevs.
7:44 she looks a lot like Kirsten Dunst from the side... is this Kirsten's illegitimate ritualistic hollywood breeder lovechild? Her name is Freya Allan... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freya_Allan
No info about her parents on the ol' Wiki... you know, they say you can tell who is an agent by whether or not their parents are listed on their Wiki page. No parents listed, verified agent. My argument to that was always bro, EVERYONE is a fucking agent in hollyweird, lmfaololol! Like come on. That said, she's pretty new in the game and that info is probably only missing because her career has just started. Within a few years, the info will probably be listed. Will it be totally fabricated though? That's anyone's guess.
I was about to ask WTF hasn't Kirsten Dunst reproduced yet, but then I Googled it and it looks like she did in 2018... with this dude: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Plemons Weird flex but okay.
7:48 ehhh, nevermind, she doesn't really look like her. Agh, God, I'm so hungry right now, legit. OMG I just remembered I have leftover spaghetti from dinner lastnight!!!!!!!!!! Get. In. My. Fucking. Face.
7:58 oh hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about, cover yoass in dirt bebeh!!!!!!!! That's my kinda girl right there!!!!!!!! I love dirt!!!!!!!! You know that shit has healing properties!!!!!!!!!
8:22 uhhh, WTF, she kinda did a half-ass job. OMG is she gonna eat those berries for real?? That's some more shit out of your standard fairytale story.
9:00 I get her hesitation, it could easily be a trick/trap. It'd be nice if it wasn't though. He doesn't LOOK super homeless. Ooooohhhhhh, he came from the same place she did, OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9:37, bitch they're dead!!! WTF do you think?!
9:40 well this dude is boring as fuck.
11:16 whoa, is she really that dumb?? Wow. Shit.
12:08 okay this singer dude is the first thing I genuinely fucking despise about this show. I knew it would happen. I knew they'd do something to piss me off. It's not a dealbreaker yet... but it could be. This is undoubtedly the first of many things that will test my endurance re: this fucking show, and I don't like it enough to put up with too much. JBH.
12:27 yeah, stone this guy. For real. You suck bro, fuck off!
12:40 oh God, is he gonna go and offer to suck the witcher's dick?
14:00 does Henry Cavill have curly hair?? https://imgur.com/a/t9WJDFq Shiiiiit dude, it kinda looks like he might!!! You guys know I have a fetish!!!!!!! https://www.sectual.com/thread-13039.html *nanarub*
14:40 wow this is some pretty scenery... wonder if it's even real though?? Let's see where this is filmed... ah, Budapest apparently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Witcher_(TV_series) Wiki talks like it's past tense... is the show already over?? Ah, apparently season 1 is over but season 2 is supposed to be released in 2021. Wonder if that'll happen?
Hmmm, how many episodes are in season 1?? Looks like 8 episodes. Wow, the WHOLE show was released on Netflix at once? That's strange. So yeah, this is basically just like 8 movies. LOL. Interesting.
Okay so I took like an hour break to do some housework and to spice up the leftover spaghetti into an oven-baked creation of uniqueness so that it wasn't simply leftover spaghetti anymore. I added olives, spinach, cheese and my special Italian seasoning mixture, and turned it into a thing of wonder. Now that my stomach won't be growling anymore, let the commentary commence.
14:46 LOL I love a man who smells of onions! Delicious!
15:13 I love that he just socked the shit out of this guy, and I love the fact that the show decided not to take this character seriously... if they had been trying to push this annoying fella as some type of legitimately important character, I would have ultimately decided I simply fucking hate this show.
15:20 "Do you know how many people wouldn't blink if you died?" LMFAO no shit lady?! She's saying this to a totally unknown, birth defected farmgirl that nobody fucking knows, LMFAO. What a dumb scenario. That is really stupid, I'm sorry but it is.
15:49 her name is WHAT?! Ahahahaha gah, these names are so dumb. That's like my biggest qualm with this show yet.
17:40 "Magic is organizing chaos"... pretty decent and useful line, really. "Balance, and control. Without them, chaos will kill you." Sheeeeeit, this show might not be so bad after all?!? *banana dance*
Dang dude... this is one of the best scenes in any movie or show out there as it pertains to magical truths.
20:30 but as we all know, they always have to shovel shit on top of it after they share valuable knowledge of any kind in movies and TV, it's part of the crossroads agreement. Sooo. Wonder what kinda shit they're gonna shovel on this?
21:18 why the fuck is her hair clean now? It wasn't clean when she started running off toward them. Kind of a fucking massive continuity error. The likes of which you rarely see.
22:05 oh I bet these two are gonna be an item.
24:12 the token dwarf, of course... *facepalm* what is with these fucking fantasy shows and dwarves??
25:14 "Don't touch Roach" roflmfaolol, dude, this Geralt guy is just like me!!! We're twinsies, except he's got an outie and I've got an innie!?
27:02 damn, Henry Cavill's got some nice fuckin' teeth. Are those real or is this just a character thingy?? https://66.media.tumblr.com/ef9ef47bd28c...o2_540.png Ah yeah, I think that's just what they really look like. I don't usually notice that kinda stuff, but yeah, that's a particularly gorgeous teeth situation right here. The bottom ones look sorta crooked, which is even more likable... one thing I can't stand about hollywank is how they fake up everybody's teeth. It's not enough that the hollyweird mafia has to poison their slaves with implants of every kind, one plastic surgery procedure right after the other, steroids, you name it, on and on... they also have to put those horrible caps over their teeth and make them unnaturally white etc. Such a terrible life. Being a movie star is much like being royalty (now or in the olden days)... a life of enslavement, paraded to the public like it's the highest existence you could ever have. What a joke.
Dude OMG... I've been trying to watch this episode for literally 3 hours now... and I'm not even halfway through it.
27:21 this scene looks really fake. Wasn't Henry Cavill the one they were doing tons of crazy fake shit with re: footage of him a few years back? I remember seeing that somewhere. Ooohhh yeah, I remember now, it's cuz they had to CGI out his mustache.
I wonder if his hairline is natural. It looks too perfect. They used to pluck bitches' hairlines back in classic hollywood era so that they had a widow's peak because it was stylish and inarguably the best possible hairline to have, you guys know I have a fetish... https://www.sectual.com/thread-872.html
Apparently Henry used to play WoW... https://www.polygon.com/2016/4/2/1135344...ll-to-play LMAO damn, he has good taste! Healz? Really? That's hot. I wonder if he really plays or if it's just a paid sponsorship. Probably just sponsored. Nothing these people say is true, their lives are total lies... it's not like they ever get to do anything of their own free will.
God I'm never gonna get through this damn episode at this rate lmfaolol.
27:50 thought transference lessons?? Really?? Agh, my God. I guess this is the ol' shit shovel.
29:28 dude she's totally gonna kill this lady one day... she's GOTTA know that.
31:21 shit I'm about to fall in love.
36:50 I really want to see her kill this bitch lmao. She's a hardcore teacher and likable in some instances, but overall she sucks.
38:57 "ELVESSS" lmfaololol, I sort of appreciate the quirkier bits of this show, it's kinda groovy.
40:50 dude, I think Henry Cavill's teeth might be one of his MOST attractive traits... no BS. Seems really weird to say, but I feel like it's totes true. Sexy teeth? Wut?
50:14 is this teacher bitch really gonna have to kill her lover before she's ready to just go full super saiyan and kill her??? Predictable.
50:33 OMG he's a traitor too!? Bahahahaha, WOWWWW!!! THE BETRAYAL THOUUUGHHH!!!
50:52 now the survivor camp is getting invaded?? DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING?! *facepalm* Fucking duh.
51:10 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! DAMN YO!!!!!!! THAT LITTLE FUCKER WENT HAM!!!!!!!! I'd be friends with that guy... you know that guy's gonna survive.
51:22 whoa that's trippy, how does he just magically know where she is?? Who is that kid??
51:50 the dude with the bird on his head is pretty hot TBH, I thought he was an old guy, never seen him up close before! Not disappointed!!!!!!!
54:20 this whole "flower/die" thing is such a vapid attempt at being deep/meaningful, I hate it.
55:42 is her hair turning gray?? That's kinda groovy.
Well it took 4 hours to watch that episode... dunno if I have time for any more today.
