The Witcher (2019) - Review & Commentary
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Season 1 - Episode 3 - "Betrayer Moon"

3:30 this episode is garbage so far.

4:17 TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:20 I like studying peoples' scars too.

4:23 lmfao he looks tormented.

6:34 I'll tell you one thing I like about these shows... no opening credits to speak of. Just a screen with the title and that's it, right back into the story. I like that, I think it's an efficient change.

12:50 I'm honestly barely watching this episode.

13:52 what the hell. Ew. This is fucked up. This is like literally porno. Gross. Why is there not a fucking X-rating on this episode?? That's crazy nasty. Seriously. I didn't need to see that.

16:22 I literally cannot understand a single fucking word this chick is saying.

They really need to just fix her, write a magic spell into the plot that fixes her deformities... I'm really bored of her shit.

16:48 lmfao and the next scene is them doing exactly that... *facepalm*

20:40 they're talking about ANOTHERRRRR PRINCESS NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I can't.

29:54 dude I have nooo fucking idea what is happening in this episode.

37:56 THAT LOVERS' QUARREL THOUUUUGHHHH!!!!!!!!! I kinda hope she kills him now.

38:20 oooo, this is pretty! It looks like space!

42:40 "I killed her." ROFLMFAOLOLOL... hawt.

42:50 "For all it brightens, love casts long shadows" so much better than the "flower/die" bullshit.

44:44 SOUNDS LIKE A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT TO ME!?!? *dancing banana*

46:08 DAAAYYYUUUUMMMM, NUDITY ALERT!!!!!!!!! TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

48:27 man that's an ugly motherfucker!

49:03 so I'm pausing it mid chain swing to say this... I feel like that sex scene earlier was ABSOLUTELY the worst fucking thing I've seen in this show. It was worse than the obnoxious singer guy, by far. If I wanted to see porno, I'd watch porno. Frankly, I was offended... and they sprang it on us out of nowhere, we didn't even have a choice in the matter. Seriously not cool.

49:30 what the fuck?? What is he doing between her legs?? Lmfao... that's so unnecessary and stupid.

53:00 I hate shows with a lot of screaming... they're very annoying.

56:39 lmfao I wish you could see my face whilst watching this... roflmfaololololol.

57:16 oh hell yeah, HERE SHE COMES!!! FUCK 'EM UP, GURRRRLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

57:32 see, it was a great decision to fix her... she's way hotter than I figured she'd be.
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RE: The Witcher (2019) - Review & Commentary - by Mister Obvious - 04-18-2020, 09:33 PM
RE: The Witcher (2019) - Review & Commentary - by Guest - 08-21-2020, 11:49 PM
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