04-20-2020, 12:25 AM
Season 1 - Episode 4 - "Of Banquets, Bastards and Burials"
I'll just say this right now... it's obvious Yennefer is gonna become all evil and shit. I'm just gonna call it right now.
1:19 oh look, it's a bunch of woodland bitches.
2:39 ew... I really dislike snow.
3:20 I'd like to swallow him whole too.
4:50 why the fuck do I KINDA like this singer guy character now??? Agh. AGH. I hate that!
6:50 how is it that the character of Geralt himself isn't REALLY all that likable? I think it's the whole gruff, "no feelings" situation that makes him come off that way. What's supposed to endear him to us if he doesn't have any feelings? Being incredibly sexy isn't enough, in real life or on screen. There's gotta be something more.
7:14 "GERALT!!!!!!" lmfaoooo that was honestly pretty funny.
8:08 man this show is WAAAAAAY oversaturated with princesses... it's got princesses out the wazoo. Ummm, and they're like in ONE part of the world. It's just kinda stupid... I mean whatever, it's all good I guess but. Just sort of strange. It's almost memeworthy. Maybe IT IS a joke.
9:35 "Kicked in the balls by an ox as a child" roflmfalfolmraoflaoololololl.
So what's this whole thing about witchers not having feelings?? Don't you have to have some sort of feelings in order to have a sense of humor? Not a bulletproof plot, that's for sure. It's enjoyable enough though and the show hasn't pissed me off irrevocably yet... besides that sex scene. Ew.
14:18 it's weird how they keep calling him "old".
15:47 that sounds like a sexual summoning to me, ROFL!
22:58 oh great, a bunch of obnoxious screaming again.
23:51 oh I get it, she's a mage and mages make portals!!! What the fuck is this, World of Warcraft??? I mean it's groovy, don't get me wrong. I just wonder where the mage/portal lore really came from. Was it in the original Witcher books? When were portals and mages first linked??
25:50 hmmm, well it doesn't really seem like Yennefer is turning evil so maybe I was wrong.
28:18 it must be hard to be as beautiful as Henry Cavill is.
28:49 oh my damn, this is intriguing. I don't give a shit what that guy looks like under there, I'd totally marry his ass!!!
40:05 somebody needs to kill that queen bitch.
42:14 dude what the fuck is even going on in this scene? I don't get it. At first it was cool but now it's just kinda WTF.
47:55 lol this Yennefer bitch is speakin' my language! She's right you know! I like how she's reasoning about the baby's life having been cut short. It's an interesting scene and it reinforces Yennefer's non-suck qualities.
54:10 man I DO NOT understand the plotline here... what the heck are they talking about? Destiny? What's that got to do with an unborn child? Why would Geralt have anything to do with that? I don't get it at all... they're fucking horrible at explaining what the fuck this story is about. It's not like 90% of people watching have ever read the fricken books.
58:26 why didn't she just put her face up there and drink it straight from the tree?
That last scene there was really beautiful, definitely the most visually pleasing scene in the show so far... https://imgur.com/a/rdvMX3X
I'll just say this right now... it's obvious Yennefer is gonna become all evil and shit. I'm just gonna call it right now.
1:19 oh look, it's a bunch of woodland bitches.
2:39 ew... I really dislike snow.
3:20 I'd like to swallow him whole too.
4:50 why the fuck do I KINDA like this singer guy character now??? Agh. AGH. I hate that!
6:50 how is it that the character of Geralt himself isn't REALLY all that likable? I think it's the whole gruff, "no feelings" situation that makes him come off that way. What's supposed to endear him to us if he doesn't have any feelings? Being incredibly sexy isn't enough, in real life or on screen. There's gotta be something more.
7:14 "GERALT!!!!!!" lmfaoooo that was honestly pretty funny.
8:08 man this show is WAAAAAAY oversaturated with princesses... it's got princesses out the wazoo. Ummm, and they're like in ONE part of the world. It's just kinda stupid... I mean whatever, it's all good I guess but. Just sort of strange. It's almost memeworthy. Maybe IT IS a joke.
9:35 "Kicked in the balls by an ox as a child" roflmfalfolmraoflaoololololl.
So what's this whole thing about witchers not having feelings?? Don't you have to have some sort of feelings in order to have a sense of humor? Not a bulletproof plot, that's for sure. It's enjoyable enough though and the show hasn't pissed me off irrevocably yet... besides that sex scene. Ew.
14:18 it's weird how they keep calling him "old".
15:47 that sounds like a sexual summoning to me, ROFL!
22:58 oh great, a bunch of obnoxious screaming again.
23:51 oh I get it, she's a mage and mages make portals!!! What the fuck is this, World of Warcraft??? I mean it's groovy, don't get me wrong. I just wonder where the mage/portal lore really came from. Was it in the original Witcher books? When were portals and mages first linked??
25:50 hmmm, well it doesn't really seem like Yennefer is turning evil so maybe I was wrong.
28:18 it must be hard to be as beautiful as Henry Cavill is.
28:49 oh my damn, this is intriguing. I don't give a shit what that guy looks like under there, I'd totally marry his ass!!!
40:05 somebody needs to kill that queen bitch.
42:14 dude what the fuck is even going on in this scene? I don't get it. At first it was cool but now it's just kinda WTF.
47:55 lol this Yennefer bitch is speakin' my language! She's right you know! I like how she's reasoning about the baby's life having been cut short. It's an interesting scene and it reinforces Yennefer's non-suck qualities.
54:10 man I DO NOT understand the plotline here... what the heck are they talking about? Destiny? What's that got to do with an unborn child? Why would Geralt have anything to do with that? I don't get it at all... they're fucking horrible at explaining what the fuck this story is about. It's not like 90% of people watching have ever read the fricken books.
58:26 why didn't she just put her face up there and drink it straight from the tree?
That last scene there was really beautiful, definitely the most visually pleasing scene in the show so far... https://imgur.com/a/rdvMX3X
