The Witcher (2019) - Review & Commentary
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Season 1 - Episode 5 - "Bottled Appetites"

1:00 oooOoOoooOoOoooo mister freaky dude keeps souvenirs in jars!!!!!!!

1:43 oh dear, this is about to get gay isn't it? Sigh... of course it had to happen. That'll be strike 2.

2:00 this is bird hat guy isn't it?? He's not bad looking at all!

2:32 is this guy referring to himself as "we"?!? I do the same thing!!! https://www.sectual.com/thread-2441.html

6:40 ah well, I'm just glad it didn't get all gay 'n shit like I thought it would.

13:12 lol, Ciri is very cute.

16:42 "Being unable to escape the child that belongs to you" oh my God WHAT THE FUCK are they talking about??? So now the RANDOM PRINCESS BITCH who we never EVEN SAW BEFORE THAT EPISODE is pregnant with Geralt's CHILD!? HOW?????? I fucking despise the fact that I have noooo fucking idea what is going on in this story.

20:15 "Uhhh... yeah. We won't let that happen." Roflmao for sure Geralt's funniest moment so far. The absolutely minimally feigned concern... just brilliant, I love it.

27:05 oh great, it's another sex scene, only now it's elevendy million people instead of just two... *facepalm*

27:48 "I uhhh... brought you apple juice." ROFLMFAOLOL. That's actually pretty damn funny. At least they threw some humor into this nasty dreadful retarded mass sex scene. It truly is pointless and useless obscenity.

29:12 lmfao God it would be so awkward to be the guy with his face in this chick's crotch for the endless amount of time it takes to film these stupid fucking scenes. He should have been the highest paid actor in the whole damn show. Just disgusting.

31:46 lmfao sigh... yeah, scars are fascinating. I guess I should remember that the next time I ask people where their scars came from. Now I feel like a normie... a simpleton. But it seems like if I don't ask, they just come out and tell me anyway.

36:34 this chick who plays Yennefer is retardedly gorgeous. Just stupid levels of beautiful.

48:15 of course they portalled. This was actually a really good episode. I absolutely approve.

50:00 why is she always on top???

55:20 this is really not a bad show, apart from the gross sex bullshit that no one needs ever.
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RE: The Witcher (2019) - Review & Commentary - by Mister Obvious - 04-20-2020, 02:33 AM
RE: The Witcher (2019) - Review & Commentary - by Guest - 08-21-2020, 11:49 PM
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