The Witcher (2019) - Review & Commentary
#17
Season 1 - Episode 7 - "Before a Fall"

So is Princess Ciri the witcher's child of surprise/destiny baby??? I feel like most of what's gone on in this show has just gone right over my head. I gotta be honest, in no way do I legitimately understand WTF is happening.

2:00 OMG so it is! Ahahaha. What the fuck? So was her grandma played by the same actress in both time periods and I just literally didn't notice?? What in the fuck is with the way time passes in "The Witcher" universe???

5:49 dude what the actual fuck is this storyline?? I'm MORE CONFUSED THAN EVERRRRR right now.

6:52 dude OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? The show STARTED OUT WITH THEM GETTING INVADED AND THAT'S WHAT STARTED CIRI RUNNING AROUND IN THE FUCKING WOODS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!! The whole story has unfolded AFTER THAT POINT. What the hell IS THIS!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

10:10 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIIIIIIIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

So okay, are they just PRETENDING to be them?? Are these just the shapeshifters??

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

12:00 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

12:10 dude HOOOOOOOOOO lee shit, oh my God. WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?! WTF kinda twist is this about to take??!?!?!?!??!?! Should I have seen this coming all along?!?!?! SHOULD I HAVE KNOWN!?!??!?!?!

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, OMG?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!???

And I thought I was confused BEFORE.

12:30 ohhhhhh. Okay. Well that was way less magical than what I thought was going on. Damn, you know what would have been really helpful with this show?? Some kind of differentiation between flashbacks or shit that happened in the past and what is happening currently. Or do I just not get it??? I seriously feel like I just don't get what the fuck is going on here at all.

14:40 what the fuck so now they have him trapped??? Was his entire story in the past then?? Is Ciri's the only story that is actually happening in the present??? God I swear this is making me feel DUMB as FUCK.

I don't care what happens... I'm rolling with it and I'm gonna post this anyways. I think it's some bullshit though.

21:11 "Why are you whispering?" rofl.

26:20 LMFAO THEY'RE TRIPPIN' BALLS!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

37:14 so what the fuck... if he escaped before she even left then where the fuck was he?

Alrighty well... I hope they can wrap this shit up in the last episode.
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RE: The Witcher (2019) - Review & Commentary - by Mister Obvious - 04-21-2020, 07:27 PM
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