THIS is what YouTube was created for!

[DcLbs]

He reminds me of a girl I used to flirt with. It’s those teeth. Same as hers. Kinda bucked. But that was 5 yrs ago or so. However I’m trying to think where I saw her morphed self last, it was only recently. I can’t remember. Yeah, now I do. I’m going straight there. After showering of course. Maybe she’ll be there maybe she won’t. Last time she asked me if I needed a fork. She bent down and handed me one from underneath the counter looking up at me with those big stare-ry eyes and that’s when I recognised the face, it was the same girl from years ago who used to serve me coffee. Interesting.

Ok so I’m going to attempt a movie script based on a real life situation.

Having parked on the street and exiting the vehicle, immediately he was hit by the attention of the passerbys. Nonchalantly he strolled toward the cafe, and browsing to the left over to the other shopfronts he spies the signage “Tummy Control Swimwear”. He sees that as advice to keep that tummy tucked in as he goes to get his tucker.

First glance into the store and she’s there, eye-balling his. “Do you know what you are after?” she says. He looks up and down the buffet for let’s just say... a long time while she feels obligated to look busy doing stuff behind the counter. Then as she is bending down he says to her politely “Are you ready?” 

Looking a bit startled she asked what he is having, he chooses, and she serves the takeaway container. 

He couldn’t help but be grinning a little as he then asks if the staff are able to take home a takeaway at the end of the shift. And she says “Oooh we can take away whatever is left over.” Excitedly.

She bid him farewell with “Enjoy your night” as she eyed his stomach with a less than impressed expression. The thought then entered the man’s mind to prepare for an astral succubus attack that very evening.