Sagittarius: Like Aries, only MORE vain.
Cancer: Scorpio done badly.
Leo: Serially amorous, believes their own lies with conviction.
Taurus: Let's eat.
Virgo: Pretentious in the most natural way.
Gemini: Two-faced shit-talkers but somehow likable 60% of the time.
Capricorn: Impossible to ACTUALLY have sex with.
Pisces: Like a fire sign when angry, generally the most tolerable water sign.
Libra: Wildcards who are often like Gemini only less likable.
Aquarius: Sex offenders or nah.
Aries: Natural born assholes, but somehow likable 30% of the time.
Scorpio: Intriguing, obnoxious, sexy, frustrating, and best avoided.
Cancer: Scorpio done badly.
Leo: Serially amorous, believes their own lies with conviction.
Taurus: Let's eat.
Virgo: Pretentious in the most natural way.
Gemini: Two-faced shit-talkers but somehow likable 60% of the time.
Capricorn: Impossible to ACTUALLY have sex with.
Pisces: Like a fire sign when angry, generally the most tolerable water sign.
Libra: Wildcards who are often like Gemini only less likable.
Aquarius: Sex offenders or nah.
Aries: Natural born assholes, but somehow likable 30% of the time.
Scorpio: Intriguing, obnoxious, sexy, frustrating, and best avoided.
