Goodbye, Teal Swan...

[Mister Obvious]

Honestly, if I was Teal, I'd be trying to conceive another child. And if she can't, I'd strongly consider adopting a baby. Maybe 2. So a total of like 3 kids.

Time to really just ascend beyond the mundane, beyond the stupid trite nonsense that encompasses cult life... I mean it really is so ignorant and useless.

She's shared enough spiritual mumbo jumbo... it's time for her to just close that shit and be a mom, and that's it.

She needs to protect that kid, and if she can't have any more, then she needs to adopt one or two other babies, and she should get on it fast. There shouldn't be more than a 12 year age difference in your children. She's got very little time left before that kid won't benefit from having brothers/sisters around.

She needs to start focusing on what's important.

Cash in all the soyboy weirdos in her cult harem for one good man who's the size of all of them put together... I'd go for a big scary lookin' motherfucker who cuts trees down and carves furniture out of them, and maybe is a blacksmith too.

Something fucking manly.

For God's sake. Facepalm. Get your fucking life together, Teal. Do it for the kid. Don't be an idiot.