The irony of naming your daughter Chastity in this day and age

[Mister Obvious]

I was going to be named Jennifer (Jenny) and I'm glad it didn't happen... it was just the female named being mulled over early on. I was actually supposed to be a boy but then I came out a girl instead, that was back in the days when they tried to gauge gender based on heartbeat. They thought of a girl name on the fly.