Entire world's being held hostage to force $$$ collapse, food control, carbon tax...

[somethingelseishere]

if government wants to pay me to stay at home and build puzzles then  I  will

You know what? I think it'd be nice to do a puzzle. 
It has been FOREVER since I've put a puzzle together.

And coloring. Markers, crayons, whatever. Oh people try to shit-talk
you when you say you like coloring but they fail to grasp the quieted,
peaceful mindset that such activities can bring about. Sure, the art of
it is cool but you cannot deny the tranquility in thought achieved.