where are you MO ????

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she must be having sex with her pastor today who prolly started out counseling her  in regards to her carnal desires

Reminds me of a skin flick I saw where a kid was dating the daughter of a religious fanatic. The lad wasn't a virgin, which displeased his girlfriend's pious mother.

The mother decided she had to rid him of evil thoughts to make him pure enough for her little girl. The way she devised to accomplish it was to drain all of the jizz from his balls. No spunk, no horny thoughts. Brilliant, huh?

So she made him jerk off while she prayed and read Scripture over him every day before her husband and daughter came home. As the therapy progressed, it took the young man longer and longer to reach his zenith each day. They ran shorter and shorter on time at each session, increasing the risk that someone would come home and catch them before he arrived.

Naturally, the mother had to resort to other means to help her daughter's virile young suitor spew forth his seed in the allotted amount of time. You can see where it's going, so I'll leave it there.