If your wife/girlfriend gets fat, it's because she doesn't love you anymore...

[Mister Obvious]

I don't know why women would become pregnant on purpose...

Unless the rumors about women reproducing just for welfare are actually true.

I don't understand how that would work.

It's not like you would get a bunch of money for the kids, it would be a total poverty way of living.

It'd be better to have no kids and work at McDonald's.