Spiders are psychic...

[Master Oblivious]

I actually sort of do the opposite...

I save their lives, and in return I get rep.

I don't do it FOR that reason, but it is a benefit of the method.

I always save spiders. I love 'em. Just because I ate one doesn't mean I didn't rescue it. It was meant to happen
or else it wouldn't have. '"""Spidey"""'  ((( sense )))  ain't exactly as awesome as you it "may" be... but it can come in handy.