I know this will be embarrassing for you, Annie... and I had hoped to spare you... but I feel like I'm living a double life by pretending I'm not your illegitimate half sister from an extramarital affair.
It's true, mes amis. One of Annie's parents worked at Area 51 back in the day, and had a casual fling with one of the Greys there. I'm the result of that unholy union. Yes, I'm a hybrid. That's why my eyes look this way.
I'm so sorry if this tarnishes your image, Annie, but I just couldn't hold it in any longer.
It's true, mes amis. One of Annie's parents worked at Area 51 back in the day, and had a casual fling with one of the Greys there. I'm the result of that unholy union. Yes, I'm a hybrid. That's why my eyes look this way.
I'm so sorry if this tarnishes your image, Annie, but I just couldn't hold it in any longer.
