I've concluded that the general public is just too fucking stupid to deal with...

[Lucas]

a friend from way back told me recently that he thinks I might have DEMONS infesting my body ,   this was after I was trying to converse about various conspiracy theories(which we know are 100% true) . He told me that after     chatting with me about various things  like moon landing ,9/11 and this fake health crisis   he was vary troubled   and wasn't sure what to think ...so hewn to church and talked to his  pastor who proceeded to convince him all I was telling him was of the devil and just meant to sow seeds of confusion .  I always suspected these so called christian churches were  just government brainwash facilities . Funny part is this guy   is married with kids and also has gaysex on the side . So he invites me camping     every so often for overnighters  and it kinds creeps me out  so I insist on my own tent  . Well we start talking about my demon theories again and out of the blue he   says maybe if  he were to suck my dick    the demons would leave my body . Dude I just  finished my hot dog real quick and   started roasting marshmallows  I was just shocked    at that level of insanity .