05-24-2020, 07:30 PM
I almost exclusively identify cats as ducks regardless of proximity due to several reasons:
1) I just don't have the time to cuddle them all.
2) Ducks are nearly always on a tight schedule, so I don't feel guilty for being curt with my time.
3) Cats are mostly secret agents so they don't mind the confusion, it helps keep their "cover".
4) What the fuck is a duck gonna do? Quack at me?? Preposterous!
1) I just don't have the time to cuddle them all.
2) Ducks are nearly always on a tight schedule, so I don't feel guilty for being curt with my time.
3) Cats are mostly secret agents so they don't mind the confusion, it helps keep their "cover".
4) What the fuck is a duck gonna do? Quack at me?? Preposterous!
