Parboiled rice is good as fuck...

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But yeah, fuck KFC. It's really greasy and nasty. I do love slaw though... oh man, and them biscuits and that thar gravy.

Dude, KFC's in the UK have fucked up factory made slaw, different/inferior 
gravy AND, .... NO biscuits!! Seriously, those are the only reasons TO GO
to a KFC and they just straight up don't do it. Before I left, Church's still had 
some good food. Bush's Family Fried Chicken was pretty great too. Those were
really the only two chicken joints I'd go to. Bush's would be first choice.