Parboiled rice is good as fuck...

[ELFUNGSKILLS]

Dude, KFC's in the UK have fucked up factory made slaw, different/inferior 
gravy AND, .... NO biscuits!! Seriously, those are the only reasons TO GO
to a KFC and they just straight up don't do it. Before I left, Church's still had 
some good food. Bush's Family Fried Chicken was pretty great too. Those were
really the only two chicken joints I'd go to. Bush's would be first choice.

I'll have the SAS deal with it immediately.
And launch the rescue chopper.