I really love being a girl...

[Master Oblivious]

Holy shit, boss...

Spoken like a true Owner sweetie.
You're adorably sickeningly cute!
You really bring out the cannibal in me. I just wanna eat you to pieces girl! nom nom nom! lol

Seriously though. Not really. I need my teeth and don't have that much cash for a dentist. 

You are so cavity causing it's sick. What's sicker is me wanting to be "in a cavity, but the other 

definition of one. I'm totally talking about the warm, soft, comfy (sometimes wet) luxury of this cavity I call my home....

of course.  My physical house. Not a warm, wet, sticky, tight cavity situated slightly below the


phone's ringing. gotta take this