I'm hot goddamn it!

[Master Oblivious]

90 damn Degrees. Two damn days in a row.  Hell its 82 now and it's 10:30 at night.  Same damn thing tomorrow. I'm not out west in a frickin desert!
And oh joy. Mow the lawn and your ass is sunburned. My chestnuts are like roasting on an open fire. Laying in bed right now, like moist. 
Heat has it place, like hot sex on wax! Other than that , screw this. 
That's all. Thanks for listening.

I really hope you were frugal and made yourself some prepper's mattress soup. Gross but good?

Conditioned Air is one of the decent things about the current era.