06-07-2020, 06:03 PM
The other half of today's double feature is a pork loin roast. The simple recipe I found calls for a smaller roast and smaller crock pot, but I gotta work with what I've got.
The roast won't actually fit down into the bottom of the crock pot. It's wedged down in there with the bottom of the roast raised above the bottom of the pot. I covered it with two cans of cream of mushroom soup and a packet of pork gravy mix, and filled the gap underneath with water.
Also on the agenda today, I'm looking for ways to monetize my sentiments. As a top-shelf shitposter of no little renown, I struggle to find time to develop and deliver quality content. I would like to shitpost full-time, but working seven days a week at two jobs leaves little time to research my material.
More importantly, it leaves no time for musing. One must be able to muse, undisturbed, for long periods of time for a novel idea to form and take root and blossom into a mouth-watering meme worthy of its creator. One must ponder, ruminate, and speculate about things before one can pontificate on them.
I'm too fucking tired to think straight, let alone muse constructively. Therefore, I'm putting out a call for moar shitpost funding. If you ask me, Congress should pass a bill to fund worthy shitposters like myself. Think of all of the talented shitposters out there whose skills are going to waste whilst their valuable time is consumed by meaningless workaday tasks. Shitposting is far too essential a pillar of our common interwebz culture to be left to the vagaries of limited finance.
The roast won't actually fit down into the bottom of the crock pot. It's wedged down in there with the bottom of the roast raised above the bottom of the pot. I covered it with two cans of cream of mushroom soup and a packet of pork gravy mix, and filled the gap underneath with water.
Also on the agenda today, I'm looking for ways to monetize my sentiments. As a top-shelf shitposter of no little renown, I struggle to find time to develop and deliver quality content. I would like to shitpost full-time, but working seven days a week at two jobs leaves little time to research my material.
More importantly, it leaves no time for musing. One must be able to muse, undisturbed, for long periods of time for a novel idea to form and take root and blossom into a mouth-watering meme worthy of its creator. One must ponder, ruminate, and speculate about things before one can pontificate on them.
I'm too fucking tired to think straight, let alone muse constructively. Therefore, I'm putting out a call for moar shitpost funding. If you ask me, Congress should pass a bill to fund worthy shitposters like myself. Think of all of the talented shitposters out there whose skills are going to waste whilst their valuable time is consumed by meaningless workaday tasks. Shitposting is far too essential a pillar of our common interwebz culture to be left to the vagaries of limited finance.
